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Harry Reid Fathers Two Cubs With Underage Occupy Girl
peoplescube.com ^ | 8/5/2012, 2:12 am

Posted on 01/10/2013 5:50:15 PM PST by maddog55

A "trusted contact" in Washington has sent us this photo, stating that the children in it are the illegitimate offspring of Senator Harry Reid and a young Occupy Movement girl he had intercourse with when she was only 15 years old. According to the source, Senator Harry Reid initially paid to keep her silent, but recently stopped all under-the-table child support.

The source claims that "Reid is going to use that money to purchase a plot of land in Nevada, on which he intends to build the most vile of Kapitalist shrines - a casino! A casino to suck up the money from the toiling masses - the money which could be put to better use by the State, for example, to finance the People’s eternal struggle against the RethugliKKKans and their war on truth."

The seriousness of the charge calls for an investigation of this shameful offense. Just look at these babies. How could anyone be so heartless as to allow them to be born and then refuse to support them? The proof for this (we are told) can be found on Comrade Reid's computer.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


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Old but a change of pace from all the BS.
1 posted on 01/10/2013 5:50:20 PM PST by maddog55
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To: maddog55

LOL

Goony Goo Goo


2 posted on 01/10/2013 5:54:42 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: maddog55

Curse you! I clicked on this praying to the good lord that it was true. I should have known. Lol


3 posted on 01/10/2013 5:56:22 PM PST by Vote 4 Nixon (EAT...FISH...SLEEP...REDUX)
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To: maddog55

These kinds of threads are just stupid.


4 posted on 01/10/2013 5:56:46 PM PST by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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To: maddog55

Harry Reid would lose his Temple recommendation and his right to become a God, if he were caught doing something against Mormon doctrine, or quit paying them 10% of his income.


5 posted on 01/10/2013 5:57:15 PM PST by ansel12 (Cruz said "conservatives trust Sarah Palin that if she says this guy is a conservative, that he is")
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To: maddog55

Awwwwwww! They gots his nose!


6 posted on 01/10/2013 5:58:51 PM PST by null and void (<----nully, who is subject to review...)
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To: maddog55

I believe if Obama had a son (or two) he would look like that. With Reid, anything goes.


7 posted on 01/10/2013 6:00:08 PM PST by roadcat
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To: svcw

You have to believe .


8 posted on 01/10/2013 6:03:00 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)
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To: maddog55

Ha Ha

Harry hasn’t had that “Tower of Power” nor has he been a viable donor for years...

He is just a Political “Fker” and we are the “Fkees” and that is how he satisfies himself.

At the moment there is no Law against nor is there a Legal Label / Description for such a deviant... (like a Pedophile) but it is obvious to the most casual observer that he is a sexual deviant.

TT


9 posted on 01/10/2013 6:16:45 PM PST by TexasTransplant (This needs to go viral http://vimeo.com/52009124 please watch it)
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To: svcw

“These kinds of threads are just stupid.”

Yes they are but the babies are cute.


10 posted on 01/10/2013 6:27:11 PM PST by dljordan (Voltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
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To: cripplecreek

You told me you met your wife on a camping trip and that she was Puerto Rican. Your wife ain’t no Puerto Rican. I thought she was when I first met, because I walk up and say ‘hello, good to meet you, my name is Vernon’ and she say ‘Hi, I’m Bunny, goonie goo goo’.

What the **** does goonie goo goo mean, Gus? I still don’t know what that means to this day. I though I’d learned some new Spanish! I walk up to my friend and say ‘Hey, Sanchez, goonie goo goo!’ and Sanchez say ‘Get the **** out of here!’

But I finally figured it out about your wife... your wife’s a Bigfoot, isn’t she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn’t she? That’s why her moustache is so thick... ‘cause you shaved her down and taught her to speak. I know a Bigfoot when I see one! Don’t bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? She can’t talk! She can’t walk a flight of steps! She’s not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I’ll bet she climbs the *** outta trees, though, don’t she, Gus? Doesn’t she? DOESN’T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here! And your children? They’re Bigfeet, too. They’re half-Bigfoot, Gus, ‘cause the kids is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They’re little hairy Bigfeet, just like their mother. Look at them!

You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the kids in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes!

And I think, “What the **** are these kids doin’?” Then they start moving their heads back and forth and they both come up with fish! I jumped back and said, “Can you believe this ****?” Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, “Goonie-Goo-Goo.”


11 posted on 01/10/2013 6:32:48 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: svcw
It's just good natured humor. Ol'har' hissef' understands such things. Amazing he still has teeth though.

Wait'll his corrupt land deal dealing sons find out about the new siblings ~ they'll be putting those babies on Ebay!

12 posted on 01/10/2013 6:40:41 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: Old Sarge

I think “I have fallen” but not hit the ground yet?

Love that line of yours...it sums up my feeling oerfectly.


13 posted on 01/10/2013 6:45:45 PM PST by 3D-JOY (If there were no United States Armed Forces there would be no United States of America)
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To: maddog55

There is a certain family resemblance.


14 posted on 01/10/2013 7:16:47 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: maddog55
Are you sure he didn't have relations with the First Wookie?


15 posted on 01/10/2013 7:40:43 PM PST by Slyfox (The key to Marxism is medicine - V. Lenin)
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To: maddog55
Evidence? Who needs evidence! The seriousness of the charge demands he prove himself innocent!

(sarcasm in case you don't get it)

16 posted on 01/10/2013 8:03:01 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: maddog55

That would be statutory rape, he oughtta be shot


17 posted on 01/10/2013 8:53:34 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: maddog55

Godfrey Daniels! Now I understand why Harry was handing out milk bones and telling everyone he’s a dad.


18 posted on 01/10/2013 8:57:22 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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