Posted on 01/08/2013 3:04:01 PM PST by Libloather
GOOD NEWS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Desk of Mrs. Janet Napolitano
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security Washington D.C.
Attention Beneficiary,
FINAL NOTIFICATION REGARDING YOUR FUND
Aim Mrs. Janet Napolitano the Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security(DHS). DHS in alliance with economic community of West African states (ECOWAS) with head Office here in United States Of America. We have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Western part of Africa With the help of United States Government and the United Nations.
We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of west African countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA CAMEROUN AND SENEGAL) and they are all in Lagos Nigeria. We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the globe.
This email is being directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in Nigeria and with the information gartered from this Scam artist, we notice that you have been scammed of so much money and have decided to compensate you with a little token to recover the lost of your fund. You are therefore being compensated with the total sum $1.5 Million Dollars. We have also arrested all those who claim that they are barristers, bank officials, Lottery Agents who has money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist. We have arranged your payment through our ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER in Europe , America, Africa and Asia Pacific ,This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.
We will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world,and the maximum daily limit is Twenty Thousand United States Dollars($20,000.00) valued sum at One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars {$1,500,000.00} as programmed. To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to abide to the instruction below to enable the shipment of the Premium Master Credit Card and it back up document and the charge fee required to pay the shipping and security insurance fee is $86 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $97 only.
Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice to send to us the following data? mention below:
Full Name: ..........................................
Residential Address: ................................
Country: ............................................
Age: ................................................
Sex: ................................................
Occupation: .........................................
Direct Phone Number: ................................
Any Form of Identity:................................
We guarantee your safety and wish you the best of luck.
Mrs. Janet Napolitano.
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C.
If Homeland Security can do this, I wonder if they can track down a few scammers from, say, Kenya. One name does come to mind.
your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in Nigeria
I believe her.
Too bad the US Treasury can’t tap into these funds.
Scammers are getting very inventive!
What are you going to buy?
Corvette? Viper? Xb Toaster?
I wish I was as lucky as you.
Darn.
“If Homeland Security can do this, I wonder if they can track down a few scammers from, say, Kenya.”
“Mrs. Janet Napolitano”
Hell, I want them to track down her “husband”.
Well, is it $86 or $97 that they want as the initial installment? Ms. Napolitano doesn’t seem able to keep one number firmly in mind from the beginning of a single sentence to the end.
Ha, I had a “spam” message from an “FBI” agent in Benin that told me he won’t prosecute me in the world court if I just send him $65.00 and I’ll be able to have a joint account worth $10,500,000.00. I keep offering them money from my virtual EBT card or asking them if they’ll take $65.00 in used shell casings.
Knowing this administration, it’s probably really from her.
Big Sis does not write this well, or with this quality of grammar and punctuation.
Gotta love government accounting.
I didn’t know she moved to Nigeria.....
Kinda struggles with the english language—doesn’t she?
Something else hidden in Obamacare?
LOL
Gotta send that to a friend....
I guess I should be checking the mail for the gold bars that Nigerian diplomat’s daughter was trying to get out of the country with my help.
Full Name: Barry Soetoro
Residential Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC
Country: Kenya
Age: 50 (depending on which birhdate you believe)
Sex: Yes, as long as wookies aren’t involved.
Occupation: golfer
Direct Phone Number: 202-456-1111
Any Form of Identity: Umm, lemme get back to ya.
Congo - gratulations! It’s not every day one gets such an offer! - It’s almost pathetic how hard they try to sound all sophisticated and educated in those scam letters.
-PJ
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