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Got an email from Janet Napolitano tonight...
1/08/13 | email

Posted on 01/08/2013 3:04:01 PM PST by Libloather

GOOD NEWS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!‏

Desk of Mrs. Janet Napolitano
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security Washington D.C.

Attention Beneficiary,

FINAL NOTIFICATION REGARDING YOUR FUND

Aim Mrs. Janet Napolitano the Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security(DHS). DHS in alliance with economic community of West African states (ECOWAS) with head Office here in United States Of America. We have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Western part of Africa With the help of United States Government and the United Nations.

We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of west African countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA CAMEROUN AND SENEGAL) and they are all in Lagos Nigeria. We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the globe.

This email is being directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in Nigeria and with the information gartered from this Scam artist, we notice that you have been scammed of so much money and have decided to compensate you with a little token to recover the lost of your fund. You are therefore being compensated with the total sum $1.5 Million Dollars. We have also arrested all those who claim that they are barristers, bank officials, Lottery Agents who has money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist. We have arranged your payment through our ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER in Europe , America, Africa and Asia Pacific ,This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.

We will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world,and the maximum daily limit is Twenty Thousand United States Dollars($20,000.00) valued sum at One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars {$1,500,000.00} as programmed. To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to abide to the instruction below to enable the shipment of the Premium Master Credit Card and it back up document and the charge fee required to pay the shipping and security insurance fee is $86 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $97 only.

Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice to send to us the following data? mention below:

Full Name: ..........................................
Residential Address: ................................
Country: ............................................
Age: ................................................
Sex: ................................................
Occupation: .........................................
Direct Phone Number: ................................
Any Form of Identity:................................

We guarantee your safety and wish you the best of luck.

Mrs. Janet Napolitano.
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C.


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KEYWORDS: email; janet; napolitano; scam; vanity
I would like to thank Mz. Napolitano for taking the time out of her busy day to think of me after the recovery of the loot. One of only 100? Wow. Aren't I special.

If Homeland Security can do this, I wonder if they can track down a few scammers from, say, Kenya. One name does come to mind.

your email address was found in one of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in Nigeria

I believe her.

1 posted on 01/08/2013 3:04:13 PM PST by Libloather
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To: Libloather

Too bad the US Treasury can’t tap into these funds.


2 posted on 01/08/2013 3:08:16 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Libloather

Scammers are getting very inventive!


3 posted on 01/08/2013 3:09:06 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (2 Corinthians 4:8)
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To: Libloather

What are you going to buy?

Corvette? Viper? Xb Toaster?

I wish I was as lucky as you.

Darn.


4 posted on 01/08/2013 3:11:03 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Libloather

“If Homeland Security can do this, I wonder if they can track down a few scammers from, say, Kenya.”

“Mrs. Janet Napolitano”

Hell, I want them to track down her “husband”.


5 posted on 01/08/2013 3:16:31 PM PST by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Libloather

Well, is it $86 or $97 that they want as the initial installment? Ms. Napolitano doesn’t seem able to keep one number firmly in mind from the beginning of a single sentence to the end.


6 posted on 01/08/2013 3:17:03 PM PST by John Valentine (Deep in the Heart of Texas)
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To: Libloather

Ha, I had a “spam” message from an “FBI” agent in Benin that told me he won’t prosecute me in the world court if I just send him $65.00 and I’ll be able to have a joint account worth $10,500,000.00. I keep offering them money from my virtual EBT card or asking them if they’ll take $65.00 in used shell casings.


7 posted on 01/08/2013 3:19:48 PM PST by Karliner ( Jeremiah 29:11, Romans 8:28- 8:38"...this is the end of the beginning."WC)
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To: Libloather

Knowing this administration, it’s probably really from her.


8 posted on 01/08/2013 3:26:44 PM PST by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: Libloather
Sorry to burst your bubble, but this is clearly a scam.

Big Sis does not write this well, or with this quality of grammar and punctuation.

9 posted on 01/08/2013 3:27:02 PM PST by FredZarguna (Liberals: they devolved, they rebelled, there are many copies ... and they have a Plan)
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To: John Valentine

Gotta love government accounting.


10 posted on 01/08/2013 3:28:08 PM PST by FredZarguna (Liberals: they devolved, they rebelled, there are many copies ... and they have a Plan)
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To: Libloather

I didn’t know she moved to Nigeria.....


11 posted on 01/08/2013 3:38:15 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Libloather

Kinda struggles with the english language—doesn’t she?


12 posted on 01/08/2013 3:39:08 PM PST by lp boonie (Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment)
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To: Libloather
Man this must be your lucky day. :-)
13 posted on 01/08/2013 3:45:01 PM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: Liz; AT7Saluki
the United State Government

Something else hidden in Obamacare?

14 posted on 01/08/2013 3:55:38 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Libloather

LOL

Gotta send that to a friend....


15 posted on 01/08/2013 3:56:25 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Libloather

I guess I should be checking the mail for the gold bars that Nigerian diplomat’s daughter was trying to get out of the country with my help.


16 posted on 01/08/2013 3:59:29 PM PST by Bigg Red (Sorry, Mr. Franklin, I guess we couldn't keep it.)
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To: Libloather

Full Name: Barry Soetoro
Residential Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC
Country: Kenya
Age: 50 (depending on which birhdate you believe)
Sex: Yes, as long as wookies aren’t involved.
Occupation: golfer
Direct Phone Number: 202-456-1111
Any Form of Identity: Umm, lemme get back to ya.


17 posted on 01/08/2013 4:07:20 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: Libloather

Congo - gratulations! It’s not every day one gets such an offer! - It’s almost pathetic how hard they try to sound all sophisticated and educated in those scam letters.


18 posted on 01/08/2013 5:09:21 PM PST by Twinkie (The earth is the Lord's, and the fullness thereof; the world and they that dwell therein. Ps. 24:1)
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To: Libloather
I've been getting FedEx knock-off emails lately, telling me to go to my nearest FedEx office to pick up my package. Not a specific office, mind you, but any nearest office.

-PJ

19 posted on 01/08/2013 5:18:47 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: lp boonie
"Kinda struggles with the english language—doesn’t she?"

She don't-a care about what nobody-a thinks! ;-)


20 posted on 01/08/2013 6:06:42 PM PST by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
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To: Libloather

so all you have to pay is $86 or is it $97? darn napolitano can’t get her story straight...send em 86 then with 1.5 million dollars buy some assault rifles and killer magazines yeah thats the ticket....


21 posted on 01/08/2013 10:47:33 PM PST by rolling_stone
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