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License plates Florida actually approved (Warning: contains profanity)
Orlando Sentinal ^ | ?

Posted on 12/22/2012 1:27:29 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

A committee at Florida's Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles has reviewed more than 1,800 vanity plate requests in the last 10 years. The ones that get rejected often have objectionable language, sexual innuendo and more. Sometimes, harmless ones -- like G8R H8R -- don't make the cut either. Here's a select look at some of the ones that actually made the cut (see the gallery of rejected ones):

(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh; napl
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To: Slings and Arrows
I’m afraid I don’t get it.

ML8 ML8

"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say, "Hello." Goodbye! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!

On a white Rabbit (Volkswagen).

My late brother had a white Rabbit. He really liked that car, but he changed his cars like he changed his shirts. I think he had dozens of cars over the years. My favorites were the Stingray, the powder-blue Buick convertible, the Morgan, the Austin Healey, and the MG, but there were many more.

61 posted on 12/22/2012 11:13:46 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Ah, got it! Thanks!

I miss my old Ford Bronco. It was like having a personal tank.

62 posted on 12/22/2012 11:19:20 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: null and void

You weirdo.

:-P


63 posted on 12/22/2012 11:40:04 AM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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To: csvset; shibumi; TheOldLady; null and void

My Harley tag says “POISON”.

100% true.

;D


64 posted on 12/22/2012 11:42:18 AM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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To: TheOldLady

I used to have a red VW Fox.

It led to unwanted attention and ‘comments’.

I got rid of it.


65 posted on 12/22/2012 11:44:27 AM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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To: TheOldLady

I also had a red VW Rabbit.

I can tell you why it’s named that.

It runs for a while, then stops.

Runs for a while, then stops.

Etc etc etc.

Just like a real rabbit.


66 posted on 12/22/2012 11:45:56 AM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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To: Salamander

em-el-ate is it really that far from immolate?

(I shoulda guessed Pinto...)


67 posted on 12/22/2012 11:48:20 AM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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To: Slings and Arrows
May God have mercy on me, but this past week whenever I'd read about Charles Whitman and the Texas Tower, I'd hear the Kinkster from the back of my mind: . . . there was a rumor about a tumor . . . .
68 posted on 12/22/2012 12:01:03 PM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: null and void

On a Pinto it would be AUTOMOL8.

:)


69 posted on 12/22/2012 12:02:49 PM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I still giggle over that one. It was one of those ones that I didn’t get at first blush, so it was that much funnier, not only laughing at the joke, but also at myself for not getting it sooner.


70 posted on 12/22/2012 12:08:18 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Salamander

or maybe IMELT4U


71 posted on 12/22/2012 12:10:34 PM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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To: Salamander; null and void
Don't listen to her, Nully! You're not a weirdo... much...   ;;) batting eyelashes
72 posted on 12/22/2012 12:12:15 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Salamander

Is there anything on your Harley that isn’t about Alice?

That is a gorgeous Harley, BTW.

100% true.


73 posted on 12/22/2012 12:13:32 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Salamander

Redd Foxx?


74 posted on 12/22/2012 12:14:11 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows
No end to ingenuity...

BO SUX

MRB8T0R

Q HAF (read backwards)

75 posted on 12/22/2012 12:14:11 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: Salamander; null and void

I have a Pinto. It’s a great little car, it has the gas tank retrofit, it’s a stick shift, and if TSHTF in the form of an EMT, it will be the only vehicle operating for miles around.

AND it’s blue and white. Something to do with “my favorite colors.”


76 posted on 12/22/2012 12:17:08 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Oy!


77 posted on 12/22/2012 12:20:23 PM PST by null and void (Going Galt: The won't of the people)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Re: “Religious Dispute”

Very funny.

Thanks...

78 posted on 12/22/2012 12:43:53 PM PST by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen

De nada.


79 posted on 12/22/2012 12:47:22 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: null and void

Arrrgh.

And they just finished paying “I Ran” by Flock Of Seagulls.

The 80s weren’t *totally* awesome.

;D


80 posted on 12/22/2012 12:54:26 PM PST by Salamander (If animals could speak, mankind would weep.)
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