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Gallows Humor for the Post-Election Day
11/7/12
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Posted on 11/07/2012 7:15:38 AM PST by shy.invisible.grl
So today, nearly everyone I know is very disheartened and I thought a little gallows humor could lighten everyone's spirits a bit. I'll try to get us started, please jump in if you have one!
--So it's true, America does love a tragedy.
--I couldn't figure out what to wear today, and then I realized, of course, sack cloth and ashes.
--The American electorate reminds me of Absalom, because voting for Obama is like getting it on with your sister, it's just wrong and you should be ashamed.
--So, fellow Christians, do you think they'll let us pick our own cellmates at the "re-education" camps? It could be like a middle school sleepover, just with more psychological manipulation.
--On the up side, there's nothing like a terrible economy and soaring unemployment to send people crying to Jesus...on the down side, it'll be a delayed reaction since we'll all be so busy learning to speak Chinese.
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To: shy.invisible.grl
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:19:27 AM PST
by
C. Edmund Wright
("DONE: The GOP Establishment Has Now Lost 2 In a Row")
To: shy.invisible.grl
I feel like I was in "The Doomsday Machine" in Star Trek except we lost. B-)
Here's an old one from my DOS days in the 1980's:
GOVT.SYS corrupted, RUN GUN.COM? (Y/Y)
GUN.COM not found, execute BASEBALL.BAT? (Y/Y)
B-) B-P B-(
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:21:29 AM PST
by
Nowhere Man
(Whitey, I miss you so much. Take care, pretty girl. (4-15-2001 - 10-12-2012))
To: shy.invisible.grl
Is there anywhere I can get a Day-after pill to abort this presidency?
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:24:47 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(+ Prayers for America +)
To: shy.invisible.grl
Kind of like the hangovers some of us used to wake up with. However, you know this one won’t be gone tomorrow.
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:25:08 AM PST
by
wizr
(Keep the Faith!)
To: shy.invisible.grl
Sold our birthright for pottage. Gimme gimme gimme!
Absalom did not get it on with his sister. Amnon was the culprit.
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:27:23 AM PST
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
To: shy.invisible.grl
Lol!!... Thanks I needed that....
To: mikrofon
Is there anywhere I can get a Day-after pill to abort this presidency? Will that be covered under 0bamacare?
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:28:48 AM PST
by
The Sons of Liberty
(Never Underestimate the Power of Evil)
To: shy.invisible.grl
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:30:10 AM PST
by
Berlin_Freeper
(Gluttons for punishment.)
To: Nowhere Man
Cute. Thanks for the chuckle. Too bad the press didn’t run BENGHAZIPREDATOR.MOV.
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:31:53 AM PST
by
throwback
(The object of opening the mind, is as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.)
To: throwback
Tens of thousands of people stood in line alllll day yesterday to vote for Obama, and none of them missed work!
To: shy.invisible.grl
Ebay #666-2012: “2016 - Complete DVD Set” ..... $1.38
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:50:37 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(+ Prayers for America +)
To: shy.invisible.grl
Invest in Burkas futures.
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:51:45 AM PST
by
McGruff
(This is probably the biggest cover-up in American history - Sen. Fred Thompson)
To: shy.invisible.grl
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posted on
11/07/2012 7:53:04 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(You are not now, and will never be my President, Mr. Obama.)
To: reagan_fanatic
I guess we got the government we deserve. I hope the parasite class enjoys that government cheese while it lasts. We are all Greeks now.
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posted on
11/07/2012 8:17:34 AM PST
by
jespasinthru
(Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
To: shy.invisible.grl
It never occurred to me to have a White Flag of surrender so this is the best I could without flying the Stars and Stripes upside down
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posted on
11/07/2012 8:24:18 AM PST
by
tubebender
(Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.)
To: reagan_fanatic
Perfect! I used this photo to change a coworker from insufferable, to merely sufferable again. Thanks!
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Yes, Absalom killed Amnon because Amnon had raped Tamar, who was Absalom’s full sister. It appears from the Biblical account that Amnon could have married Tamar, because they were only half-siblings, but after the rape he wanted nothing further to do with her.
To: shy.invisible.grl
In his second term, the "food stamp" president became the "empty chair" president.
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