Skip to comments.Gallows Humor for the Post-Election Day
Posted on 11/07/2012 7:15:38 AM PST by shy.invisible.grl
So today, nearly everyone I know is very disheartened and I thought a little gallows humor could lighten everyone's spirits a bit. I'll try to get us started, please jump in if you have one!
--So it's true, America does love a tragedy.
--I couldn't figure out what to wear today, and then I realized, of course, sack cloth and ashes.
--The American electorate reminds me of Absalom, because voting for Obama is like getting it on with your sister, it's just wrong and you should be ashamed.
--So, fellow Christians, do you think they'll let us pick our own cellmates at the "re-education" camps? It could be like a middle school sleepover, just with more psychological manipulation.
--On the up side, there's nothing like a terrible economy and soaring unemployment to send people crying to Jesus...on the down side, it'll be a delayed reaction since we'll all be so busy learning to speak Chinese.
Is there anywhere I can get a Day-after pill to abort this presidency?
Kind of like the hangovers some of us used to wake up with. However, you know this one won’t be gone tomorrow.
Sold our birthright for pottage. Gimme gimme gimme!
Absalom did not get it on with his sister. Amnon was the culprit.
Lol!!... Thanks I needed that....
Will that be covered under 0bamacare?
Cute. Thanks for the chuckle. Too bad the press didn’t run BENGHAZIPREDATOR.MOV.
Tens of thousands of people stood in line alllll day yesterday to vote for Obama, and none of them missed work!
Ebay #666-2012: “2016 - Complete DVD Set” ..... $1.38
I guess we got the government we deserve. I hope the parasite class enjoys that government cheese while it lasts. We are all Greeks now.
Perfect! I used this photo to change a coworker from insufferable, to merely sufferable again. Thanks!
Yes, Absalom killed Amnon because Amnon had raped Tamar, who was Absalom’s full sister. It appears from the Biblical account that Amnon could have married Tamar, because they were only half-siblings, but after the rape he wanted nothing further to do with her.
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