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Gallows Humor for the Post-Election Day
11/7/12 | Me

Posted on 11/07/2012 7:15:38 AM PST by shy.invisible.grl

So today, nearly everyone I know is very disheartened and I thought a little gallows humor could lighten everyone's spirits a bit. I'll try to get us started, please jump in if you have one!

--So it's true, America does love a tragedy.

--I couldn't figure out what to wear today, and then I realized, of course, sack cloth and ashes.

--The American electorate reminds me of Absalom, because voting for Obama is like getting it on with your sister, it's just wrong and you should be ashamed.

--So, fellow Christians, do you think they'll let us pick our own cellmates at the "re-education" camps? It could be like a middle school sleepover, just with more psychological manipulation.

--On the up side, there's nothing like a terrible economy and soaring unemployment to send people crying to Jesus...on the down side, it'll be a delayed reaction since we'll all be so busy learning to speak Chinese.


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1 posted on 11/07/2012 7:15:42 AM PST by shy.invisible.grl
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To: shy.invisible.grl

Too early.


2 posted on 11/07/2012 7:19:27 AM PST by C. Edmund Wright ("DONE: The GOP Establishment Has Now Lost 2 In a Row")
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To: shy.invisible.grl
I feel like I was in "The Doomsday Machine" in Star Trek except we lost. B-)

Here's an old one from my DOS days in the 1980's:

GOVT.SYS corrupted, RUN GUN.COM? (Y/Y)
GUN.COM not found, execute BASEBALL.BAT? (Y/Y)

B-) B-P B-(
3 posted on 11/07/2012 7:21:29 AM PST by Nowhere Man (Whitey, I miss you so much. Take care, pretty girl. (4-15-2001 - 10-12-2012))
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To: shy.invisible.grl

Is there anywhere I can get a Day-after pill to abort this presidency?


4 posted on 11/07/2012 7:24:47 AM PST by mikrofon (+ Prayers for America +)
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To: shy.invisible.grl

Kind of like the hangovers some of us used to wake up with. However, you know this one won’t be gone tomorrow.


5 posted on 11/07/2012 7:25:08 AM PST by wizr (Keep the Faith!)
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To: shy.invisible.grl

Sold our birthright for pottage. Gimme gimme gimme!

Absalom did not get it on with his sister. Amnon was the culprit.


6 posted on 11/07/2012 7:27:23 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
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To: shy.invisible.grl

Lol!!... Thanks I needed that....


7 posted on 11/07/2012 7:27:43 AM PST by yellowdoghunter
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To: mikrofon
Is there anywhere I can get a Day-after pill to abort this presidency?

Will that be covered under 0bamacare?

8 posted on 11/07/2012 7:28:48 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Never Underestimate the Power of Evil)
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To: shy.invisible.grl

(cabin porn)
9 posted on 11/07/2012 7:30:10 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Gluttons for punishment.)
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To: Nowhere Man

Cute. Thanks for the chuckle. Too bad the press didn’t run BENGHAZIPREDATOR.MOV.


10 posted on 11/07/2012 7:31:53 AM PST by throwback (The object of opening the mind, is as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.)
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To: throwback

Tens of thousands of people stood in line alllll day yesterday to vote for Obama, and none of them missed work!


11 posted on 11/07/2012 7:47:22 AM PST by King Hawk
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To: shy.invisible.grl

Ebay #666-2012: “2016 - Complete DVD Set” ..... $1.38


12 posted on 11/07/2012 7:50:37 AM PST by mikrofon (+ Prayers for America +)
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To: shy.invisible.grl
Invest in Burkas futures.
13 posted on 11/07/2012 7:51:45 AM PST by McGruff (This is probably the biggest cover-up in American history - Sen. Fred Thompson)
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To: shy.invisible.grl

14 posted on 11/07/2012 7:53:04 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (You are not now, and will never be my President, Mr. Obama.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

I guess we got the government we deserve. I hope the parasite class enjoys that government cheese while it lasts. We are all Greeks now.


15 posted on 11/07/2012 8:17:34 AM PST by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: shy.invisible.grl
It never occurred to me to have a White Flag of surrender so this is the best I could without flying the Stars and Stripes upside down…


16 posted on 11/07/2012 8:24:18 AM PST by tubebender (Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Perfect! I used this photo to change a coworker from insufferable, to merely sufferable again. Thanks!


17 posted on 11/07/2012 8:46:51 AM PST by shy.invisible.grl
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Yes, Absalom killed Amnon because Amnon had raped Tamar, who was Absalom’s full sister. It appears from the Biblical account that Amnon could have married Tamar, because they were only half-siblings, but after the rape he wanted nothing further to do with her.


18 posted on 11/07/2012 8:55:36 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: shy.invisible.grl
In his second term, the "food stamp" president became the "empty chair" president.


19 posted on 11/07/2012 10:17:41 PM PST by clearcarbon
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