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Man, 23, Arrested After Flashing His Breast Implants At Fellow Walmart Shoppers
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| 11/06/2012
Posted on 11/06/2012 11:46:23 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
A Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday after flashing his breast implants at fellow Walmart shoppers.
Jeremy Owens, 23, was busted following the bizarre incident at the retailer in Lackawanna County. Owens was apprehended after he left the store and boarded a municipal bus, from which he had to be forcibly removed by cops.
After being cuffed and placed in a cruiser, Owens banged his head against the vehicles window, apparently cutting himself in the process. Which then allowed Owens (seen at right) to allegedly spit blood at officers.
Owens, who calls himself Jamie, was jailed for aggravated assault, drug possession, and making terroristic threats. But apparently not indecent exposure.
Yesterdays collar came two weeks after Owens was busted for lying to cops about the purported knifepoint abduction of a female friend. Owens was also nabbed in March following a disturbance at a doughnut shop (he was accused of spitting on two female customers).
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: napl; walmart
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To: Responsibility2nd
Get that man a rubber room! Stat!
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:05:35 PM PST
by
sneakers
(Go Sheriff Joe!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Barney's moobs.
23
posted on
11/06/2012 12:05:35 PM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: servo1969
Get that man a rubber room! Stat!
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Throw him in the Booby Hatch! Pronto!
(Wait - Isn’t that where breast implants come from? Never mind.)
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:07:42 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
25
posted on
11/06/2012 12:08:25 PM PST
by
Roos_Girl
(The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
To: Responsibility2nd
Jeremy Owens, 23, was busted I can't believe I missed that the first time through.
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:08:25 PM PST
by
Nervous Tick
("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
To: Responsibility2nd
Chuckle! I always try to keep abreast of current Pop Culture trends.
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:12:08 PM PST
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: Nervous Tick
And did you notice this happened in Lackawanna County?
There’s some silly side-ways sorta significance to THAT also.
(I LACKA boobs. I WANNA boobs)
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:14:55 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Man boobs on purpose. That’s special.
There were a couple of guys at my office — hetero — who had gone through several ups and downs in their weight. One of them confided that even though he was currently fit, “Once you get man boobs, they never go away.”
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
We normals must firm up. People like this creature are brute beasts fit only to be destroyed.My eyes are going. After I read "firm up," I read the rest of your post as "People like this... are brute bReasts..."
I need some light news like this to take my mind off of the election.
To: Pearls Before Swine
“I need some light news like this to take my mind off of the election.”
I was going to tell you to lay off the Viagra, but then see that you actually wrote “election.”
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:27:26 PM PST
by
21twelve
(So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
To: Pearls Before Swine
I’m happy you found my post “uplifting!”
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:34:13 PM PST
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: 21twelve
I was going to tell you to lay off the Viagra, but then see that you actually wrote election.We have to take our prosthetics where where we find them.
To: Responsibility2nd
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
To: Responsibility2nd; Slings and Arrows
Thank you!
You made me smile on what was becoming a rotten day.
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:47:40 PM PST
by
Morgana
(Time to play cowboys and muslims.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Imagine that - a man with breast implants acting as though he was mentally ill...
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:49:03 PM PST
by
scott7278
("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:52:13 PM PST
by
Squawk 8888
(True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
To: Responsibility2nd
At least he didn't have a butt lift like this one ...
38
posted on
11/06/2012 12:54:25 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Squawk 8888; Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Would Laz hit it?Yeah. With a baseball bat.
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posted on
11/06/2012 12:57:14 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Responsibility2nd
The important question is: How many votes was he able to cast for Obama before being arrested?
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