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Man, 23, Arrested After Flashing His Breast Implants At Fellow Walmart Shoppers
TSG ^ | 11/06/2012

Posted on 11/06/2012 11:46:23 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

A Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday after flashing his breast implants at fellow Walmart shoppers.

Jeremy Owens, 23, was busted following the bizarre incident at the retailer in Lackawanna County. Owens was apprehended after he left the store and boarded a municipal bus, from which he had to be forcibly removed by cops.

After being cuffed and placed in a cruiser, Owens banged his head against the vehicle’s window, apparently cutting himself in the process. Which then allowed Owens (seen at right) to allegedly spit blood at officers.

Owens, who calls himself “Jamie,” was jailed for aggravated assault, drug possession, and making terroristic threats. But apparently not indecent exposure.

Yesterday’s collar came two weeks after Owens was busted for lying to cops about the purported knifepoint abduction of a female friend. Owens was also nabbed in March following a disturbance at a doughnut shop (he was accused of spitting on two female customers).


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: napl; walmart
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To: Responsibility2nd

Get that man a rubber room! Stat!


21 posted on 11/06/2012 12:05:22 PM PST by servo1969
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To: Responsibility2nd

LOL!


22 posted on 11/06/2012 12:05:35 PM PST by sneakers (Go Sheriff Joe!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Barney's moobs.

23 posted on 11/06/2012 12:05:35 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: servo1969

Get that man a rubber room! Stat!

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Throw him in the Booby Hatch! Pronto!

(Wait - Isn’t that where breast implants come from? Never mind.)


24 posted on 11/06/2012 12:07:42 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What a boob.


25 posted on 11/06/2012 12:08:25 PM PST by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Jeremy Owens, 23, was busted

I can't believe I missed that the first time through.


26 posted on 11/06/2012 12:08:25 PM PST by Nervous Tick ("You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

Chuckle! I always try to keep abreast of current Pop Culture trends.


27 posted on 11/06/2012 12:12:08 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Nervous Tick

And did you notice this happened in Lackawanna County?

There’s some silly side-ways sorta significance to THAT also.

(I LACKA boobs. I WANNA boobs)


28 posted on 11/06/2012 12:14:55 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Man boobs on purpose. That’s special.

There were a couple of guys at my office — hetero — who had gone through several ups and downs in their weight. One of them confided that even though he was currently fit, “Once you get man boobs, they never go away.”


29 posted on 11/06/2012 12:21:43 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
We normals must firm up. People like this creature are brute beasts fit only to be destroyed.

My eyes are going. After I read "firm up," I read the rest of your post as "People like this... are brute bReasts..."

I need some light news like this to take my mind off of the election.

30 posted on 11/06/2012 12:24:56 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Pearls Before Swine

“I need some light news like this to take my mind off of the election.”

I was going to tell you to lay off the Viagra, but then see that you actually wrote “election.”


31 posted on 11/06/2012 12:27:26 PM PST by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

I’m happy you found my post “uplifting!”


32 posted on 11/06/2012 12:34:13 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: 21twelve
I was going to tell you to lay off the Viagra, but then see that you actually wrote “election.”

We have to take our prosthetics where where we find them.

33 posted on 11/06/2012 12:37:40 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Responsibility2nd


These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
34 posted on 11/06/2012 12:47:05 PM PST by ari-freedom
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To: Responsibility2nd; Slings and Arrows

Thank you!

You made me smile on what was becoming a rotten day.


35 posted on 11/06/2012 12:47:40 PM PST by Morgana (Time to play cowboys and muslims.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Imagine that - a man with breast implants acting as though he was mentally ill...


36 posted on 11/06/2012 12:49:03 PM PST by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Would Laz hit it?


37 posted on 11/06/2012 12:52:13 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
At least he didn't have a butt lift like this one ...


38 posted on 11/06/2012 12:54:25 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Squawk 8888; Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Would Laz hit it?

Yeah. With a baseball bat.


39 posted on 11/06/2012 12:57:14 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

The important question is: How many votes was he able to cast for Obama before being arrested?


40 posted on 11/06/2012 12:57:49 PM PST by VRWCmember
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