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Angelina lookalike raped me
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Posted on 08/25/2012 8:36:13 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

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To: ConservativeStatement

Hope they find a way to reduce the charges to assault with a
friendly weapon and sentence her to community service.


41 posted on 08/25/2012 11:54:40 PM PDT by Sivad (Nor Cal Red Turf)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So...a beautiful woman wanted sex and he’s complaining......why?

If I were a man, this would be the perfect scenario.....except for the knife wounds.

“Afterwards, she asked him if he had any spare African children laying around.”

He sounds like a good, family man so I bet he didn’t.

Just a guess. ;o)


42 posted on 08/26/2012 12:37:20 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

The knife wounds are always the deal-breaker.


43 posted on 08/26/2012 1:05:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

If he didn’t want to be raped, all he had to tell her was, “I have AIDS...”

But I wonder how in the world a man gets an erection if he’s in fear and his life is being threatened? Of course, how would I know?


44 posted on 08/26/2012 2:26:28 AM PDT by Arlis (.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
20 Fotos
45 posted on 08/26/2012 2:52:25 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (I used to want to change the world. Now, I want to stop the world from changing me.)
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To: yarddog

“Angelina Jolie is physically very pretty but there is something about her that makes her very unattractive to me.”

I don’t want to be uncharitable and judge Angelina Jolie, but in general, often there is an ugliness of soul that physical beauty can’t mask.


46 posted on 08/26/2012 3:14:41 AM PDT by MDLION
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To: Berlin_Freeper
english please! not German. :)

47 posted on 08/26/2012 3:29:05 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; w/ different flie$" :^)
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To: Revolting cat!

Unless that picture was taken 50 years in the future, that’s not him. The cabbie is 34.


48 posted on 08/26/2012 5:27:14 AM PDT by flintsilver7 (Honest reporting hasn't caught on in the United States.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

What’s her phone number?


49 posted on 08/26/2012 5:55:37 AM PDT by donozark (Never loan money to a preacher.)
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To: dixiechick2000
If I told you how many times this has happened to me in my life time, you would not believe me.

And probably shouldn't anyway...

50 posted on 08/26/2012 6:03:07 AM PDT by donozark (Never loan money to a preacher.)
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To: Tex-Con-Man

(Well...she told the doctor to make her look like Angelina Jolie...)
The doctor made the mistake of using the wrong set of cheeks


51 posted on 08/26/2012 6:41:12 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: Tex-Con-Man

(Well...she told the doctor to make her look like Angelina Jolie...)
The doctor made the mistake of using the wrong set of cheeks


52 posted on 08/26/2012 6:41:27 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: Drew68
..and it's Letters to Penthouse. Get your porn right! LOL!

Shows ya what I know.

53 posted on 08/26/2012 7:03:12 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Mental anguish, fear, Stab wounds and all, the article doesn’t say anything about the poor man not being able to perform.

What a man!


54 posted on 08/26/2012 1:02:45 PM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk oMnly to me.)
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