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Angelina lookalike raped me
Sun (UK) ^

Posted on 08/25/2012 8:36:13 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

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To: ConservativeStatement
Femme fatale


21 posted on 08/25/2012 9:01:17 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: vbmoneyspender

Coffee spew!!!!

Thanks, I needed a genuine LMAO.


22 posted on 08/25/2012 9:01:38 PM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Life imitates cheap porno flick.


23 posted on 08/25/2012 9:04:05 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
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To: ConservativeStatement

She’d have.to beg me for a break and a cigarrete....


24 posted on 08/25/2012 9:05:21 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Revolting cat!
Maybe she was Transylvanian.
25 posted on 08/25/2012 9:05:29 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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26 posted on 08/25/2012 9:07:34 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: glock rocks; Revolting cat!; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Afterwards, she asked him if he had any spare African children laying around.


27 posted on 08/25/2012 9:08:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Afterwards, the victim returned to his Jennifer Aniston lookalike wife.


28 posted on 08/25/2012 9:13:13 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Revolting cat!

She’s only interested in his cash cab.


29 posted on 08/25/2012 9:15:50 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Revolting cat!

LOLZ!


30 posted on 08/25/2012 9:16:04 PM PDT by James C. Bennett (An Australian.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Banner day for silliness today. Anyway, somewhat dubious about this because 1)it's from "The Sun"

2) the notion that Mr. man here declined this hottie's charms just doesn't cut it.

Suddenly it occurs to me he should count his blessings he didn't pick up a Lorena Bobbitt groupie.

31 posted on 08/25/2012 9:17:45 PM PDT by Dysart (Id like to look it in the eye but there is no eye)
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To: Dysart
Whatcha mean? You can Google Nicolai's pic, and here it is:


32 posted on 08/25/2012 9:24:54 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: ConservativeStatement; al baby
Cabbie Nicolae Stan, 34, claimed stunning Luminita Perijoc. . . .

She stuned his beeber.

34 posted on 08/25/2012 9:53:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Put boogers in their slots.)
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35 posted on 08/25/2012 9:58:34 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Did he put his boogers in her slot?

(you are probably the only one who will get this)


36 posted on 08/25/2012 10:16:46 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( Lame and ill-informed post)
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"Angelina Jolie is physically very pretty but there is something about her that makes her very unattractive to me."

The tattoos and twisted mentality maybe?

37 posted on 08/25/2012 10:21:35 PM PDT by Baynative (A man's admiration for absolute government is proportionate to the contempt he feels for others)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Would you have sex with this woman without being threatened?

(Well...she told the doctor to make her look like Angelina Jolie...)

38 posted on 08/25/2012 11:08:35 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Tex-Con-Man
It's ... it's ...The Octo Mouth!
39 posted on 08/25/2012 11:39:16 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Femme fatale
40 posted on 08/25/2012 11:43:50 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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