[dixiechick2000]

So...a beautiful woman wanted sex and he’s complaining......why?

If I were a man, this would be the perfect scenario.....except for the knife wounds.

“Afterwards, she asked him if he had any spare African children laying around.”

He sounds like a good, family man so I bet he didn’t.

Just a guess. ;o)

[Slings and Arrows]

The knife wounds are always the deal-breaker.

[donozark]

If I told you how many times this has happened to me in my life time, you would not believe me.

And probably shouldn't anyway...