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Posted on 05/12/2012 3:23:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Bigfoot is married to the President, so she probably travels with a lot of guards.
As the wife of the _resident, she/it gets its own Secret Service.
But, what if bigfoot was eating a spotted owl?
Or, if a spotted owl was eating a bigfoot?
This is probably why there are so few bigfoot sightings in the northwest these days. We saved those stupid spotted owls, and they’ve been munching on bigfoots....er...bigfeet?
These guys could probably bag a Bigfoot with the scopes they use for hunting feral hogs at night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EymHKsaOpRg
That’s just sad.
Why would anyone want to kill Bigfoot? What has he ever done to anyone?
Nothing. Zilch, nada.
If Bigfoot travels from his home in Humboldt County Calif. all the way down to Texas, please do not kill him. That is one hell of a walk.
Threads from a few days ago if anyone is interested in the comments thereon.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2880242/posts
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2881356/posts
I wouldn’t bet on that. There are some stories of people killed who were found scattered about in pieces. Other people just go missing. There’s one curious aspect of the Class A sightings on BFRO. There are plenty of cases of Bigfoot chasing people, even reaching for them as they sped away. But there are no cases of someone who was caught by a Bigfoot other than the logger from early last century.
Is marriage to Bigfoot legal?
Note to self: Do not remove shirt in Texas.
Not only is *Her Wookie-Ness* very heavily-guarded, her *massive posterior abundance* has its own unpublished zipcode, apart and distinct from The White Crib.
“...remove shirt...”
Disturbing mental image; b-r-r-r-r. LOL. (;^{0
Really?!!! Sounds fascinating! Got links to those stories?
Probably Bigfoot is an adult Bear with mange/ mites/ parasites.
lol!
Best response I’ve heard so far:
Texas is a special case. If you shoot *both* Bigfoot and your old lady when you catch them in bed together, you can plead temporary insanity. But if you shoot *just* either Bigfoot, *or* your old lady, it’s murder 1.
Your stinking Bear is decimating my bird feeders. She got 4 more last night...
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