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Bay Area man gets stuck in baby swing at park for nine hours
LA Times ^
| 11/25/11
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Posted on 10/25/2011 3:48:09 PM PDT by DemforBush
Some bets just shouldn't be made.
Just ask a 21-year-old Vallejo man who made a $100 bet with his friends that he could fit into a baby swing at a local park.
The San Francisco Chronicle reports that the unidentified man -– who should be thanking police for not releasing his name –- lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent and jammed himself into the kiddie swing's leg holes about 9 p.m. Friday.
But he got stuck, his legs swelled and he couldn't get out...
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: california; dummy; napl; ouch
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I wonder if his friends at least paid up afterwards...
To: DemforBush
Just damn.... I hate it when that happens!
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posted on
10/25/2011 3:52:30 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: DemforBush
Countdown to video on YouTube, with full details including his name and address ...
It’s amazing how many idiots want to play on the baby swings. I’ve told at least a dozen 6th-grade-size boys (and up), “Those swings are for little children, and your being on them is destructive. Get off there RIGHT NOW.” (It’s also amazing how they always respond to the stern expression and the drill-sergeant voice, even if they scowl. Mean lady means business!)
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posted on
10/25/2011 3:53:42 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You can tell them I just sailed away.)
To: DemforBush
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posted on
10/25/2011 4:00:18 PM PDT
by
aces
To: Slings and Arrows
Lubed-up for the swing ping!
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posted on
10/25/2011 4:00:29 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: DemforBush
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I wonder if his friends at least paid up afterwards... They darn well BETTER have! The bet was whether he could FIT INTO the swing, not whether he could GET OUT OF the swing.
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posted on
10/25/2011 4:02:35 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: dayglored
I would have gladly paid up.......after I took pictures.
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posted on
10/25/2011 4:05:10 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
I would have gladly paid up.......after I took pictures. And then sold the pictures back to him for a hefty profit.
To: vbmoneyspender; tet68
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...pictures... The pics would be even funnier, after the fellow, who "lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent" was sprayed with water, so that the detergent foamed and bubbled.
I suspect that there are probably whole websites devoted to such practices as a fetish.
In fact,... no, wait, nevermind, don't want to go there.... :)
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posted on
10/25/2011 4:19:54 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: dayglored
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10/25/2011 4:22:51 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
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posted on
10/25/2011 4:26:18 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
To: Tax-chick
Apparently this is a common problem. I searched “Stuck in baby swing” on Youtube and got LOTS of videos of people who should know better.
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posted on
10/25/2011 4:50:13 PM PDT
by
Rio
To: DemforBush
Vallejo firefighters tried to free him, but ultimately took him to a hospital –- still in the swing. "Paging Dr. Teeter-totter."
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posted on
10/25/2011 5:58:08 PM PDT
by
6SJ7
(I'm an AmeriCain!)
To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Swinging Single ping!
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posted on
10/25/2011 9:23:19 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DemforBush
Vallejo firefighters tried to free him, but ultimately took him to a hospital –- still in the swing. I knew Vallejo was broke, but I didn't realize it was so bad that the fire dept had hocked their Sawzall.
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posted on
10/25/2011 10:00:58 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
the unidentified man ... lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent and jammed himself into the kiddie swing's leg holes about 9 p.m. Friday.
But he got stuck, his legs swelled and he couldn't get out
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To: Slings and Arrows
Vallejo? Rio Linda competition. ‘Nuff said.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:25:53 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
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To: DemforBush
Hmmm... San Fran?? I wonder if the guy was an infantilist (an Adult Baby)??
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posted on
10/26/2011 12:17:23 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
To: DemforBush
$100 bet with his friends that he could fit into a baby swing at a local parkNine o'clock on Friday night? When he looked at the swing through his beer goggles he thought he could fit.
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