Woman Pleads Guilty To Hiding Stolen Fur In Underwear (MN)

WCCO.com ^ | 6/20/11 | WCCO Staff

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

A 46-year-old woman pleaded guilty Monday to hiding a stolen mink coat in her underwear.

Stephanie Moreland was arrested New Year’s Eve by Bloomington Police after the Alaskan Fur Company reported a short mink coat was stolen by a woman who had been in the store and acting suspiciously.

Moreland pleaded guilty to one count of felony theft of property. Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days while being questioned by police in jail.

The coat was valued at $6,500.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Three days....

[Cementjungle]

mink coat in her underwear

There has to be a beaver joke in here somewhere.

[ColdOne]

“Moreland??” Wow sometimes it is hard to remain silent. This ought to be a interesting thread?!!

oh ping

[EggsAckley]

Reminiscent of David Byrne’s “fur pajamas”.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I’ll have to rejoin later...

[paddles]

Snif. Is that mink or sea otter you’re wearing?

[mylife]

SALE!!!
Short Stink Coat
50% off

[digger48]

Stephanie Moreland

[Allegra]

Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days while being questioned by police in jail.

Eeeeewwwwwwww!!

[momtothree]

“Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days...”

How small was the coat or how big was her... never mind! There are some questions we don’t need answers to..

[lefty-lie-spy]

Now THAT’S a merkin.

[Morgana]

[visualops]

The coat was valued at $6,500

"was" being the operative word. It's worthless now lol.

[wastedyears]

Oh Laz... waddya got?

[skeptoid]

Three days....

From the article:

. . . The coat was valued at $6,500.

Emphasis on WAS

[I Drive Too Fast]

Wow. Did she have Furpies?

[Kenton]

Aw Stephanie, there ya go, reinforcing negative stereotypes about fat black shoplifters...

[Vendome]

Isn’t that were you would expect it to be?

[Vendome]

 

Laz can have it...

[jimfree]

I don’t get the physics here.