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Woman Pleads Guilty To Hiding Stolen Fur In Underwear (MN)
WCCO.com ^ | 6/20/11 | WCCO Staff

Posted on 06/20/2011 4:30:00 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo

A 46-year-old woman pleaded guilty Monday to hiding a stolen mink coat in her underwear.

Stephanie Moreland was arrested New Year’s Eve by Bloomington Police after the Alaskan Fur Company reported a short mink coat was stolen by a woman who had been in the store and acting suspiciously.

Moreland pleaded guilty to one count of felony theft of property. Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days while being questioned by police in jail.

The coat was valued at $6,500.

(Excerpt) Read more at minnesota.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; fur; hairpiece; napl; stuffinpants; thingsinpants; underwear
Three days....
1 posted on 06/20/2011 4:30:04 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
mink coat in her underwear

There has to be a beaver joke in here somewhere.

2 posted on 06/20/2011 4:32:08 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo; Slings and Arrows

“Moreland??” Wow sometimes it is hard to remain silent. This ought to be a interesting thread?!!

oh ping


3 posted on 06/20/2011 4:32:53 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Reminiscent of David Byrne’s “fur pajamas”.
4 posted on 06/20/2011 4:33:29 PM PDT by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! !)
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To: ColdOne

I’ll have to rejoin later...


5 posted on 06/20/2011 4:33:52 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Snif. Is that mink or sea otter you’re wearing?


6 posted on 06/20/2011 4:33:52 PM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

SALE!!!
Short Stink Coat
50% off


7 posted on 06/20/2011 4:36:58 PM PDT by mylife
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Stephanie Moreland

Photobucket

8 posted on 06/20/2011 4:37:04 PM PDT by digger48
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days while being questioned by police in jail.

Eeeeewwwwwwww!!

9 posted on 06/20/2011 4:39:43 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Allegra

“Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days...”

How small was the coat or how big was her... never mind! There are some questions we don’t need answers to..


10 posted on 06/20/2011 4:41:54 PM PDT by momtothree
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Now THAT’S a merkin.


11 posted on 06/20/2011 4:42:27 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

12 posted on 06/20/2011 4:44:29 PM PDT by Morgana (I speak no more)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The coat was valued at $6,500

"was" being the operative word. It's worthless now lol.


13 posted on 06/20/2011 4:44:29 PM PDT by visualops (Proud Air Force Mom)
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To: Lazmataz; All

Oh Laz... waddya got?


14 posted on 06/20/2011 4:44:38 PM PDT by wastedyears (SEAL SIX makes me proud to have been playing SOCOM since 2003.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Three days....

From the article:

. . . The coat was valued at $6,500.

Emphasis on WAS

15 posted on 06/20/2011 4:46:10 PM PDT by skeptoid (The road to serfdom is being paved by RINOs, and Lisa Murkowski is their mascot.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo; windcliff

Wow. Did she have Furpies?


16 posted on 06/20/2011 4:56:01 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Aw Stephanie, there ya go, reinforcing negative stereotypes about fat black shoplifters...


17 posted on 06/20/2011 5:11:59 PM PDT by Kenton (Trust, but carry a gun...)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Isn’t that were you would expect it to be?


18 posted on 06/20/2011 5:38:09 PM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: digger48
 
Laz can have it...

19 posted on 06/20/2011 5:40:11 PM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: Cementjungle

I don’t get the physics here.


20 posted on 06/20/2011 5:41:39 PM PDT by jimfree (In 2012 Sarah Palin will have more quality executive experience than Barack Obama.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

21 posted on 06/20/2011 5:43:30 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: visualops

Yeah, I’ll bet that they can’t even give it to someone at a homeless shelter...


22 posted on 06/20/2011 5:51:06 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: windcliff

Ping


23 posted on 06/20/2011 7:00:14 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Thanks for the laugh. Whew! Some serious lol.


24 posted on 06/20/2011 7:13:50 PM PDT by csvset
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To: csvset

We aims to please!!

;-)


25 posted on 06/20/2011 7:24:35 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; Xenalyte; Slings and Arrows; null and void; martin_fierro
Open season on this one...

If it was stolen, I guess the carpet didn't match the drapes.

Cheers!

26 posted on 06/20/2011 7:46:29 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Morgana; grey_whiskers; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Police say she hid the mink coat in her underwear for three days while being questioned by police in jail.

Not even my animated barfing smileys will touch that one.


27 posted on 06/20/2011 8:02:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I don’t understand how.... then the police... oh, nevermind.

Thanks for the ping, though.


28 posted on 06/20/2011 9:16:12 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: LucyT

I’m trying not to think about it.


29 posted on 06/20/2011 9:19:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo; Slings and Arrows

First - how does one even hide a COAT inside their underwear? I’m scared to ask what size underwear this lady wears!?!
Second - if she was held by police for more than 24 hours she had to have been charged during those three days, and I’m assuming she was SEARCHED and given “jail clothes” at that time? If not, she’s dealing with some very stupid police officers — and may have grounds for filing a suit (seeing that they held her for 3 days and all...).

Anyway, I guess I’ll read through the comments because this doesn’t make ANY sense at all! LOL


30 posted on 06/21/2011 12:20:06 AM PDT by LibertyRocks
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To: LibertyRocks
I heard that she finally slipped up on the third day. While being monitored in the bathroom, one of the less than tactful women guards said “That's a pretty large beaver”.

The suspect replied “Oh - it's mink actually”.

31 posted on 06/21/2011 12:32:30 AM PDT by 21twelve (Obama Recreating the New Deal: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts)
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To: LibertyRocks

I’m STILL trying not to think about it.


32 posted on 06/21/2011 12:35:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
The jig was up when the Mink started to smell like Halibut.

Insert rim shot here.

Allow me to apologize in advance for that joke.

33 posted on 06/21/2011 12:51:55 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (After the Commies take over, Moderates will become an endangered species...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well that’s one way to und-ermine authority.


34 posted on 06/21/2011 2:00:17 PM PDT by golux
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To: Kickass Conservative

Allow me to apologize in advance for that joke.
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Ditto...Ditto

Elderly couple driving down the road and he runs over a skunk.
She gives him enough ‘what for’ so he stops and she goes back to tend to it.
She picked it up and said “It is still alive - take me to the Vet”. Still mumbling he takes off and she notices the skunk was twitching (still) and she stuck it between her legs. She said “oh, the smell is terrible” he said “Don’t worry, he will get used to it, I did”.


35 posted on 06/21/2011 2:25:50 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) Time to clean House (and Senate) again. Incumbents begone!!)
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To: visualops; Revolting cat!
The coat was valued at $6,500

Only $120? Why does it have a red dot on it? And what's that smell?

36 posted on 06/22/2011 3:59:05 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask Barack Obama this election if he believes Jesus Christ rose from the dead and walked among men.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

That’s OK, miss. You can keep it.


37 posted on 06/24/2011 12:28:25 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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