Posted on 05/26/2011 9:00:50 AM PDT by Hotdog
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Sounds like a good UNNNNNnnngh! thread, to me.
lol.
Why not?
I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn!
Why do tornados always touch down in trailer parks?
Does the light go off when we close the fridge? We eat all the witnesses...
Why do feet smell and noses run?
That is a very good version, well done.
“Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” — Steven Wright
What do they ship Styrofoam in?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Why do they call it the “Department of the Interior” when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
LOL!
you get a very rare LOL from me on that one.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why are packages sent by car called “Shipments”, while packages sent by ship are called “Cargo”?
Thank you
Why are liberals in favor of killing innocent babies but against killing guilty criminals?
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