Karger in '12
Posted on 03/24/2011 7:49:11 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck
Who do you want to vote for? I'm torn, but here is a ticket I'd like to see.
After that, they should appoint these people:
Palin for Secretary of State. I love that gal, but if she is at the top of the ticket it will be a melee I am not sure we will win. She'd be fun to watch dealing out foreign policy. Better than Ms. Clinton, fo sho.
Gen. Patraeus for SecDef.
Mark Levin for Attorney General.
Rush Limbaugh for head of the Department of Energy.
Mad Ogre for head of the Department of Homeland Security.
Sean Hannity for White House Press Secretary.
Scott Walker for the head of the Department of Labor.
Bush 43 for Ambassador to the UN.
Barry Soetoro for Chief of Police in some small border town in Mexico.
Joe Biden for dogcatcher in Chicago, he could probably handle that.
Nancy Pelosi for the top slot at the newly formed Department of Bad Botox.
Harry Reid for the first inductee into the Cowboy Poets Hall of Fame.
George Soros on the FBI most wanted list.
And me, West Texas Chuck, aka SquirrelCutter, as head of the Department of Transportation. I'm all over that.
Have you factored in the currency collapse of 2011?
Talk about a losing ticket
Im sorry but if you think Sarah running is going to be a melee what makes you think Trump will be any different? The media would love a Trump vs Obama just for ratings but they will side with Obama as usual and will bring out every distractions about Donald to make it about Donald. He has yet to face a all out media blitz on him, tabloids yes, but not like something Sarah has already faced.
Palin for prez. If she runs she will win.
Try this:
Nancy Pelosi for head madame at the Mustang Range
Harry Reid - the Mustang Ranch’s first customer under new management (Pelosi)
Harry Reid - recipient of the first Brokeback Mountain Poetry and Buggery contest prize
Helen Thomas as spokeswoman for Qaddafi (Owe, I forgot, she already is).
Helen Thomas - postergirl for “Mental Health Month”
Joe Biden for host of “Saturday Night Live” or, top spokesman for the “Hair Restoration Network”
George Soros - recipient of the “KAPO of the Decade Award”
Janet Napolitano - Chief spokeswoman for the Helen Keller Hard of Hearing Foundation, as in Janet, did you know that the border fence with Mexico has not been built? - “HUH”?
I don’t know man, I’d vote for her, but it will be a cage fight.
Palin is good people, I like her, but the libturds will put a set of crosshairs on her that will make Tucson look like Thanksgiving.
in before the pics of Helga Thomas.
I want to see Trump run in the primaries...can you imagine a debate with him in it? He’ll be FIRING all of them and saying why!
He seems fearless! Look at him take on the “VIEW”!
I do not think he is the candidate to win though.
Oh gawd, please, no pix of the Jew hater.
I don’t know who to hope for people, it scares me some, but this was for the humorous and sarcastic among us to have some fun with.
Please, no pix of Helen. Hillary too. Gimme Sarah or Michele pix and I think we can all get along.
In the unlikely event of that ticket not materializing...
Trump/Palin
Palin/Trump
Palin/Romney
Palin/Bachmann
Bachmann/Palin
Bachmann/Trump
Bachmann/Romney
Not necessarily in that order...
Fun thought exercise. This should be interesting.
I’d have you switch some of these people around.
I’m still undecided on President and VP, so I’ll leave those empty, but definitely no Trump.
I’d move a few of the people around.
Unless he has done anything stupid that I’m not aware of, I’d make Bolton Secretary of State.
Move Palin to Dept of Energy.
Rush to PressSec.
Give blowhard Hannity and Muslim appeaser Petraeus the boot.
Find some way to get maybe some of Alan West, Herman Cain, Jindal, and Rubio in there.
This is assuming we don’t cut out things like the DOE.
Biden can be a permanent contestant on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.
Make Pelosi subject to an inquisition.
Put Soros in a gulag.
Have Barry be electric chair tester at Gitmo.
I like your analysis CC.
I’ll vote for Palin in any capacity. And I’ll duke it out on the intawebs with the dweebs, I’m ready for something better than Jeb Bush on the ticket.
Here’s a scary thought:
Bush - Boehner?
Trump bachmann would be awesome.
I would work 24 7 for that.
Trump is the only gut who can really take it to zero at this point.
Genius, genius, I have been bested ;)
What’s socialist RINO Romney doing in that mix?
Palin/Ryan 2012
Karger in '12
Ur smokin crack.
West/Bachman/Cain, in any order..
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