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Where Will We Find Alan Grayson in Two Years (total vanity, but fun!)
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| 11/4/2010
Posted on 11/04/2010 5:03:39 AM PDT by grayhog
I picture this story in September 2012:
Former Florida Congressman Alan Grayson was arrested while trying to break into the capitol building yesterday. "He claimed he's a Congressman and had to get in for an important vote" said a capitol police officer. "His dirty, disheveled appearance, combined with a strong smell of alochol and a dank musty body odor tipped us off that something wasn't right with this guy" the officer continued. Upon further investigation, it was learned that Grayson was living out of his car and has been put on a "person of interest" watch from local Orlando police for repeatedly trying to "campaign for reelection" in senior centers and libraries in his old central Florida district.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: grayson; nutjob
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:03:41 AM PDT
by
grayhog
To: grayhog
Living in a van down by the river.....
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:05:21 AM PDT
by
GQuagmire
(Hey now!)
To: grayhog
Somewhere in front of Barney Frank, crying “Faster, harder!”
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:05:31 AM PDT
by
Doctor 2Brains
(If the government were Paris Hilton, it could not score a free drink in a bar full of lonely sailors)
To: grayhog
He should have a job shoveling poop, because he is a world-class expert at it!
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:05:48 AM PDT
by
Brett66
(Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: grayhog
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:09:33 AM PDT
by
mware
(F-R-E-E, that spells free, Free Republic.com baby.)
To: mware
.. a mental ward. ...or a commentator at MSNBC.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:11:20 AM PDT
by
mware
(F-R-E-E, that spells free, Free Republic.com baby.)
To: GQuagmire
LOL!!!
My first thought..... exactly!
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:11:42 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(Quondo Omni Flunkus Mortati)
To: mware
.. a mental ward.
...or a commentator at MSNBC. But you repeat yourself...
To: grayhog
He’ll be bagging groceries at Publix while attending the local Socialist Party meetings at a nearby college (mainly to hit on stupid young women).
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:15:56 AM PDT
by
MelSmith
To: grayhog
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:16:35 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: grayhog
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:16:35 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: NittanyLion
.. a mental ward. ...or a commentator at MSNBC. But you repeat yourself...
...indeed
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:17:35 AM PDT
by
mware
(F-R-E-E, that spells free, Free Republic.com baby.)
To: grayhog
Eddie: He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?”
Clark: “No.”
Eddie: “She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:18:53 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: grayhog
A ‘person of interest’ in some Florida vote-buying scandal. And as a commentator on the completely non-partisan MSNBC.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:25:25 AM PDT
by
Personal Responsibility
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" - Orwell)
To: grayhog
Grayson is a Washington DC Lawyer. He’ll just go back to the Washington DC sewers where he came from and the average IQ for his district will rise 10 points.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:28:04 AM PDT
by
mbynack
(Retired USAF SMSgt)
To: NittanyLion
We really need a “like” button on FR.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:28:54 AM PDT
by
mbynack
(Retired USAF SMSgt)
To: grayhog
I’m oscillating between him running for President as a third party candidate, or entering into a joint venture with Levi Johnston.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:35:11 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: grayhog
Run for the presidency, buoyed by encouragements by fellow DUers.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:42:59 AM PDT
by
paudio
(The differences between Clinton and 0bama? About a dozen former Democratic Congressmen.)
To: grayhog
O’Reilly said Arianna Huffington would probably hire him. I’m sure that sounds like the dream job to him ... being paid to write down his rambling rants.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:48:00 AM PDT
by
Let's Roll
(Stop ACORN destroying America! Cut off their federal funding!)
To: grayhog
MSNBC Replacing Chris Matthews.
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posted on
11/04/2010 5:48:58 AM PDT
by
GonzoGOP
(There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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