Shopper: I Was Banned From Safeway Because I Asked For Large Chicken Breasts

consumerist.com ^ | Aug. 20, 2010 | Chris Morran

[rednesss]

No one ran up to you and gave you a little blue pill??

[TexasCajun]

Dirty Old Man !

[Abathar]

Someone needs to post the location of this store.

I guarantee once word gets out their chicken sales will be through the roof with every smartass in town coming in to order a couple of the impressive breasts they have there.

[rednesss]

I heard that!

[archivist007]

http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2010/08/man_gets_trespassing_notice_for_telling_deli_clerk_he_likes_large_chicken_breasts.php

According to the above link, the first woman was “heavy-set” and the second one was “extremely surly”.

[ichabod1]

At least he didn’t get hisself shot.

[ichabod1]

No boobs for you. One year!

[dalereed]

“I guarantee once word gets out their chicken sales will be through the roof with every smartass in town coming in to order a couple of the impressive breasts they have there.”

The only safe thing for a guy to do is order 2 fried eggs on a hook!

[ichabod1]

Like the old Hillary Special - Two small breasts, two LARGE thighs, and a whole mess o’ left wings.

[matt1234]

In college, I had a very well-endowed female classmate named “Patricia Purdue.” I refered to her as “Patty Purdue and her oven stuffer roasters.”

[DeFault User]

Soooo... what’s the acceptable way to ask for large chicken breasts?

For those who have not heard it, here is the anecdote.

During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served. Returning for a second helping, he asked politely, "May I have some breast?"

"Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for white meat or dark meat." Churchill apologized profusely.

The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from her guest of honor. The accompanying card read: "I would be most obliged if you would pin this on your white meat."

[a fool in paradise]

Next thing you’ll know he’ll get banned from produce for asking a clerk what’s good for tossing fruit salad?

[dfwgator]

Heaven forbid what would have happened to Otter in this store

[matt1234]

I hope that chicken was silicon-free.

[ichabod1]

Paging Major Woody. Major Woody. Paging Private Parts. Private Parts. You have a message.

Paging Dr. Fein, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fein.

[a fool in paradise]

According to the above link, the first woman was “heavy-set” and the second one was “extremely surly”.

Sounds like the dais at a Dean Martin celebrity roast.

[ichabod1]

Only so long as she didn’t toss them in the wheelie bin.

[ConservativeWarrior]

Too funny.

[Slings and Arrows]

Surly to bde, surly to rise...

[a fool in paradise]

I didn’t wake up surly this morning, I let her sleep in.