Shopper: I Was Banned From Safeway Because I Asked For Large Chicken Breasts

consumerist.com ^ | Aug. 20, 2010 | Chris Morran

[glock rocks]

I saw some terrific knockers at Lowes. I didn’t say anything at the time.

[GOYAKLA]

From my Mother Sixty years ago!

” When the singer sings “I Wonder Who Is Kissing Her Now ?’ ; as a woman will someone explain what part of the anatomy is that?”

[Slings and Arrows]

While you’re there, pick up some balls for our legislators.

(Y’know, in case they have to tow a trailer or something.)

[wxgesr]

I luv pink snapper!

[wxgesr]

I don't like Dicks

Oh come on, you can be real with us, we're your FRiends.

[MortMan]

I learned that there is a drink named a “F*** me silly” at the bar the other night.

Cute bartender, too ;-P

[FARS]

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Makes me want to order a pint of milk, freshly squeezed.