Shopper: I Was Banned From Safeway Because I Asked For Large Chicken Breasts

consumerist.com ^ | Aug. 20, 2010 | Chris Morran

[WOBBLY BOB]

vast tracts of chicken.

[dfwgator]

He should have ordered ‘four fried chickens and a Coke.’

[Scythian]

Sound made up, I can only imagine the pictures to follow, in before the pics !!!

[muawiyah]

This couldn’t happen in our local Safeway. All the breasts are large ~

[pnh102]

So what? Shop someplace else.

[bilhosty]

In college I once wanted to go to the movies. So I called up the taxi company to see how much they charged)18 years old and on a strict budget). So, I asked the lady, “how much do you charge” and she told me I was sick and hung up one me.

[JerseyHighlander]

Chris Rock - “The Big Piece of Chicken” - NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cn8sczZTZ4

[Deaf Smith]

At least he wasn’t COSTCO’d.

[WOBBLY BOB]

but do the chickens have large talons?

[svcw]

Don’t believe it.

[b4its2late]

But thinks weren't quite as funny for him the next week.

thinks? LOL. things......

[Blood of Tyrants]

Sounds like he was unlucky enough to have run into a femanazi liberal looking to be offended by the first man who came in.

[paulycy]

[ClearCase_guy]

The Mosque? Hey, we have the First Amendment!! You can't stop it! In fact, we have an obligation to allow this offensive act in order to show our tolerance and to show how much we value our First Amendment rights!!

Oh, the guy making a wise crack about the chicken? Send him to the re-education camps. That creep is a menace to society. We don't have to put up with his kind.

[Allegra]

Psssst....over here. :)

[SnakeDoctor]

First ... if the guy remembered the lady and the incident, he probably was actually making a big-breast-related joke. If he were just asking for chicken, he wouldn’t have recalled anything.

Second — people need to lighten up. There isn’t a man in this country that hasn’t made a breast/leg/thigh joke when ordering chicken. There was an old episode of the Cosby Show that made a bunch of them.

[They were having a fried chicken cookout. Elvin, Theo and the Navy guy were in trouble for planning a bachelor pary with strippers. Elvin ordered chicken wings because he got a dirty look from the wife when he started to say “breast”. He later got fed up ... “Why am I eating this sad chicken wing?! I want a breast!! A big one!!!]

Personally ... I’m a breast man.

SnakeDoc

[21twelve]

That was my first thought too - “Well, lucky he wasn’t shopping at Costco”.

[supremedoctrine]

This is outrageous.
I’ve occasionally made the same spontaneous unintentional jokes about large breasts everywhere from KFC to the A&P, and nothing every happened to me.
——oh wait, I hear the doorbell ringing.......

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

The man is always wrong. You have no defense.
The woman should be in jail for harassing. Never happen.