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Shopper: I Was Banned From Safeway Because I Asked For Large Chicken Breasts
consumerist.com ^
| Aug. 20, 2010
| Chris Morran
Posted on 08/24/2010 10:12:17 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: 5thGenTexan
No one ran up to you and gave you a little blue pill??
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:01:31 AM PDT
by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
Someone needs to post the location of this store.
I guarantee once word gets out their chicken sales will be through the roof with every smartass in town coming in to order a couple of the impressive breasts they have there.
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:02:48 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: ConservativeWarrior
I heard that!
44
posted on
08/24/2010 11:03:14 AM PDT
by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
At least he didn’t get hisself shot.
46
posted on
08/24/2010 11:06:10 AM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: Free ThinkerNY
No boobs for you. One year!
47
posted on
08/24/2010 11:06:44 AM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: Abathar
“I guarantee once word gets out their chicken sales will be through the roof with every smartass in town coming in to order a couple of the impressive breasts they have there.”
The only safe thing for a guy to do is order 2 fried eggs on a hook!
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:08:36 AM PDT
by
dalereed
To: supremedoctrine
Like the old Hillary Special - Two small breasts, two LARGE thighs, and a whole mess o’ left wings.
49
posted on
08/24/2010 11:09:14 AM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: Free ThinkerNY
In college, I had a very well-endowed female classmate named “Patricia Purdue.” I refered to her as “Patty Purdue and her oven stuffer roasters.”
50
posted on
08/24/2010 11:09:15 AM PDT
by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
To: dbwz
Soooo... whats the acceptable way to ask for large chicken breasts? For those who have not heard it, here is the anecdote.
During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served. Returning for a second helping, he asked politely, "May I have some breast?"
"Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for white meat or dark meat." Churchill apologized profusely.
The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from her guest of honor. The accompanying card read: "I would be most obliged if you would pin this on your white meat."
To: albie
Next thing you’ll know he’ll get banned from produce for asking a clerk what’s good for tossing fruit salad?
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:10:33 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Heaven forbid what would have happened to Otter in this store
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:11:16 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Free ThinkerNY
I hope that chicken was silicon-free.
54
posted on
08/24/2010 11:12:11 AM PDT
by
matt1234
(The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
To: 5thGenTexan
Paging Major Woody. Major Woody. Paging Private Parts. Private Parts. You have a message.
Paging Dr. Fein, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fein.
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:14:06 AM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: archivist007; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
According to the above link, the first woman was heavy-set and the second one was extremely surly. Sounds like the dais at a Dean Martin celebrity roast.
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:15:10 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: DeFault User
Only so long as she didn’t toss them in the wheelie bin.
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:16:15 AM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: rednesss
58
posted on
08/24/2010 11:21:26 AM PDT
by
ConservativeWarrior
(In last year's nests, there are no birds this year.)
To: a fool in paradise
Surly to bde, surly to rise...
To: Slings and Arrows
I didn’t wake up surly this morning, I let her sleep in.
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posted on
08/24/2010 11:28:09 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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