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[Lucky9teen]

Do You Suffer from Some of These Top 10 Signs of a Clueless American Voter?

10. You think Goldman Sachs is a department store, and AIG is just the text-message abbreviation for "all is good."

9. You're still checking the mail for your portion of that government stimulus plan.

8. You're not sure if Independence Day is the same holiday as the Fourth of July.

7. You can recite all the words to your favorite rock group's songs, but you don't know what's really in the First Amendment freedom of religion clause.

6. You can name every American Idol or Superbowl winner, but not the 2nd, 3rd and 16th Presidents of the United States (clue - these are really famous guys).

5. You don't realize that smoking is no longer regarded as one of your many valid choices as an American.

4. You struggle for an answer when someone asks you what state Washington, D.C. is in.

3. You think an illegal alien is someone who came in on a UFO that the government denies ever existed.

2. You believe it's politically incorrect and intolerant to use the phrase "extreme Islamic terrorism" to describe extreme Islamic terrorism.

1. And the Number One Sign: You lost your job, your house has been foreclosed and your 401K plan is gone, but you still vote for politicians 'cause you recognize their name or they look good and talk nice.

Results:
-If you suffer from three or less of these signs: Congrats! You're pretty well-informed, but could still do better.
-If you suffer from four to six of these signs: Go back to school - oh wait, they don't teach this stuff any more.
-If you suffer from seven or more of these signs: Get a clue!

"According to a poll, only 24 percent of Americans strongly approve of the job President Obama is doing. In fact, you know where President Obama was when he got these poll numbers. He was on Air Force One. As soon as he got the numbers, he cursed out the voters, grabbed a few beers, and slid down the slide. 'I'm outta here!'" —Jay Leno


"In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd." —Jay Leno


"The New Orleans Saints visited the White House yesterday. That's an interesting switch, people from New Orleans visiting a disaster area." —Jay Leno


President Obama announced this month that he created 70,000 new jobs. The bad news is, they are all vacation planners for him and his family." —Jay Leno

[Lucky9teen]

And now for the clip of the week: This Week in Unnecessary Censorship

[FroggyTheGremlim]

FIFO?

[Lucky9teen]

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I VOTE FOR SILLINESS....

CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST

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[JoeProBono]

STFU!

[Logic n' Reason]

Ping

[rockabyebaby]

Woooooooooohoooooooooooo in the top TEN!

[CPOSharky]

Early?

[Rummyfan]

TOP TEN!!!!

[starlifter]

Holy Crap!!!! Top 8!!!!!

[alarm rider]

In, let’s get silly.

[martin_fierro]

[Dacula]

top 12

[TomGuy]

More laughs for the week, with a link to Vacation Gal, Part I and the video version:

'Vacation Gal' Part II (There she goes again!)

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I expect we will be seeing a The Pres_ent Guy on Vacation soon, as he is on another 10-day stint away from the White House.

[Currentriverrat]

top 20!

[Lucky9teen]

Oh, but they are:

Obama's day: Laid back at Martha's Vineyard

President Obama is with his family at Martha's Vineyard, Mass., starting a 10-day vacation. There are no public events on his schedule, though spokesman Bill Burton will brief reporters early this afternoon.

[Man50D]

What’s a voter?

[paulycy]

I got the "must be I'm a loser, missed the Friday Top 10" blues...

[tomkow6]

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the notes in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?

If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day.

[Mr. Silverback]

Woohoo! Top 20!

[Monkey Face]

IN!!