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Distracted drivers escalate crash scene
Heraldnet ^
| 08/19/10
| Herald staff
Posted on 08/19/2010 4:58:11 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
EVERETT, WASHINGTON -- Nice-looking women in short shorts quickly complicated an otherwise average four-car pileup Wednesday afternoon.
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TOPICS: Local News; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: drivinglaws; hotpants; pileup; shorts; shortshorts; wreck
To: TornadoAlley3
...legs that can stop traffic.
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posted on
08/19/2010 4:59:20 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: TornadoAlley3
And nary a photographers in sight!
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:03:52 AM PDT
by
Mind-numbed Robot
(Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government)
To: TornadoAlley3
Will someone sue the ladies? Sue the shorts manufacturers? Sue General Motors?
C'mon! Someone has to file a lawsuit. This is America!
To: TornadoAlley3
Something's fishy ...no cell phone photos?
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:09:46 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
To: TornadoAlley3
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:11:18 AM PDT
by
caver
(Obama: Home of the Whopper)
To: TornadoAlley3
Must I be the first to say, TTIWWP.
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:12:21 AM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: TornadoAlley3
I must admit, I did rear end someone once, whilst checking out the derriere of a young beauty walking down the sidewalk.
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:13:41 AM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: TornadoAlley3
The bumper sticker says “Watch my a$$ not hers”.
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:24:57 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(The best is the enemy of the good!)
To: ichabod1
Me too....only it was a large chest that distracted me....
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:25:23 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(Democrats: expediting the Destruction of America, before they lose power...)
To: G Larry
Oh my, this could turn into a most excellent confession thread.
Bump To The Top by all means!
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:39:31 AM PDT
by
ichabod1
(Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
To: ClearCase_guy
No- sue the idiot drivers who can’t keep their eyes on the road.
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posted on
08/19/2010 5:41:00 AM PDT
by
basil
(It's time to rid the country of "Gun Free Zones" aka "Killing Fields")
To: Mind-numbed Robot
We drive that route everyday from work. That’s where the backup starts getting beat the US 2 off ramp. The next is Marine View drive. Both bad areas. combine that with unusually high temps and the rarely seen female leg spells DISASTER!
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posted on
08/19/2010 6:33:08 AM PDT
by
freebird5850
(Obama golfed while the Gulf gushed.)
To: TornadoAlley3
I had just turned 16.
Parents away on vacation.
Mom’s Volkswagen beetle out front .. just sitting.
ME .. driving mom’s beetle down a Major highway.
Cheerleader Car wash coming up .. (short skirts) and me looking (but not at the road).
Me .. ‘Almost Dead’ lying in the rear of a station wagon .. After going through the windshield of ‘Mom’s’ Volkswagen Beetle and through the rear window of the station wagon!
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posted on
08/19/2010 7:05:45 AM PDT
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: ichabod1
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posted on
08/19/2010 7:24:46 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: ErnBatavia
Years ago I saw a girl who looked a lot like that in a shopping center parking lot. I only saw her from the back and she was wearing a T shirt with the message, “Penalty for early withdrawal.” I never got close enough to read the message on the front but I could easily tell she was braless. I couldn’t get my thoughts straight for the rest of the day.
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posted on
08/19/2010 9:33:29 AM PDT
by
Mind-numbed Robot
(Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government)
To: TornadoAlley3; Slings and Arrows
(Scene: Jerry and Kramer driving George's car, after the car wash. Kramer is behind the wheel.) Kramer: George has gotta be happy about this.
Jerry (indifferent): Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Jerry: Oh my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra?
(Sue Ellen is seen walking down the street)
Kramer: Oh, mama.
Jerry: Kramer!!!
(Car crashes into a lamp post)
< /seinfeld >
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posted on
08/19/2010 11:45:38 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: TornadoAlley3
"Eeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww! Hot Pants!"
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posted on
08/19/2010 11:57:32 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Marine View Drive? The Navy base where the Lincoln moored is on that street. How much you want to bet the drivers were all Navy guys?
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posted on
08/19/2010 12:53:16 PM PDT
by
My hearts in London - Everett
(So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.)
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