Distracted drivers escalate crash scene

Heraldnet ^ | 08/19/10 | Herald staff

[TornadoAlley3]

EVERETT, WASHINGTON -- Nice-looking women in short shorts quickly complicated an otherwise average four-car pileup Wednesday afternoon.

[WayneS]

...legs that can stop traffic.

[Mind-numbed Robot]

And nary a photographers in sight!

[ClearCase_guy]

Will someone sue the ladies? Sue the shorts manufacturers? Sue General Motors?

C'mon! Someone has to file a lawsuit. This is America!

[Daffynition]

Something's fishy ...no cell phone photos?

[caver]

This story has got legs.

[ichabod1]

Must I be the first to say, TTIWWP.

[ichabod1]

I must admit, I did rear end someone once, whilst checking out the derriere of a young beauty walking down the sidewalk.

[DUMBGRUNT]

The bumper sticker says “Watch my a$$ not hers”.

[G Larry]

Me too....only it was a large chest that distracted me....

[ichabod1]

Oh my, this could turn into a most excellent confession thread.

Bump To The Top by all means!

[basil]

No- sue the idiot drivers who can’t keep their eyes on the road.

[freebird5850]

We drive that route everyday from work. That’s where the backup starts getting beat the US 2 off ramp. The next is Marine View drive. Both bad areas. combine that with unusually high temps and the rarely seen female leg spells DISASTER!

[plinyelder]

I had just turned 16.

Parents away on vacation.

Mom’s Volkswagen beetle out front .. just sitting.

ME .. driving mom’s beetle down a Major highway.

Cheerleader Car wash coming up .. (short skirts) and me looking (but not at the road).

Me .. ‘Almost Dead’ lying in the rear of a station wagon .. After going through the windshield of ‘Mom’s’ Volkswagen Beetle and through the rear window of the station wagon!

[ErnBatavia]

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Years ago I saw a girl who looked a lot like that in a shopping center parking lot. I only saw her from the back and she was wearing a T shirt with the message, “Penalty for early withdrawal.” I never got close enough to read the message on the front but I could easily tell she was braless. I couldn’t get my thoughts straight for the rest of the day.

[a fool in paradise]

(Scene: Jerry and Kramer driving George's car, after the car wash. Kramer is behind the wheel.)

Kramer: George has gotta be happy about this.

Jerry (indifferent): Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Jerry: Oh my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra?

(Sue Ellen is seen walking down the street)

Kramer: Oh, mama.

Jerry: Kramer!!!

(Car crashes into a lamp post)

< /seinfeld >

[a fool in paradise]

"Eeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww! Hot Pants!"

[My hearts in London - Everett]

Marine View Drive? The Navy base where the Lincoln moored is on that street. How much you want to bet the drivers were all Navy guys?