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Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
WSAZ ^ | Aug 8, 2010 | Hanna Francis; Josh McComas

Posted on 08/09/2010 11:40:13 AM PDT by US Navy Vet

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To: dfwgator

Sticky fingers smearing shabby clothes.


61 posted on 08/09/2010 12:57:40 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Lazamataz

Bill would hit it. Possibly before Laz.


62 posted on 08/09/2010 12:58:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ColdOne

Hey, ColdOne! Glad you liked.


63 posted on 08/09/2010 12:59:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Cerebral humor is my forte.”

I just don’t know how you can keep it up so long.


64 posted on 08/09/2010 12:59:33 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy
Smiling Bob
65 posted on 08/09/2010 1:04:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Unavailable for comment.
66 posted on 08/09/2010 1:05:07 PM PDT by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Isn’t that the brown haired guy who isn’t Steve Doocy???? ;0)


67 posted on 08/09/2010 1:05:42 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
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To: US Navy Vet

68 posted on 08/09/2010 1:08:54 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: shibumi

Another casualty of the internet...Sears and Roebuck catalogs are no more. Damn that al gore....


69 posted on 08/09/2010 1:10:48 PM PDT by RVN Airplane Driver ("To be born into freedom is an accident; to die in freedom is an obligation..)
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To: US Navy Vet

got wood?


70 posted on 08/09/2010 1:19:30 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Slings and Arrows
Bill would hit it. Possibly before Laz.

That was low.


71 posted on 08/09/2010 1:19:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: US Navy Vet

i hate when that happens


72 posted on 08/09/2010 1:22:55 PM PDT by sten
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To: Lazamataz

You’re cute when you’re mad.


73 posted on 08/09/2010 1:23:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dfwgator

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sun streaking cold
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.
Feeling alone
the army’s up the road
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend
don’t you start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it’s only me.
Do you still remember
December’s foggy freeze
when the ice that clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.


74 posted on 08/09/2010 1:27:25 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: US Navy Vet

Ya still wonder how Obama got so many votes?


75 posted on 08/09/2010 1:29:18 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: al baby

I like Jethro Tull but them winning a Grammy for Best Hard Rock/ Metal Performance is still one of the darker days in the history of Rock N’ Roll.


76 posted on 08/09/2010 1:45:32 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: paulycy
There's some funky lookin' members there.


77 posted on 08/09/2010 2:09:46 PM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: Daffynition

So THAT’s where babies come from!


78 posted on 08/09/2010 2:13:08 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy
So they say.


79 posted on 08/09/2010 3:15:18 PM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: Daffynition
I guess that's also how they get new Resusi-Annies.


80 posted on 08/09/2010 3:19:53 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality: Marxism is Evil.)
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