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Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
WSAZ ^
| Aug 8, 2010
| Hanna Francis; Josh McComas
Posted on 08/09/2010 11:40:13 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alfranken; justwow; lazwouldhitit; napl; oops; pantsontheground; parks; perverts; publicsex; westvirginia
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Just WOW!
To: US Navy Vet
In California, they could get married...
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:41:27 AM PDT
by
Haiku Guy
(You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
To: US Navy Vet
Old punchline: “You can’t expect a feller my age to catch a jackrabbit.”
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:43:45 AM PDT
by
gundog
(Why is it that useful idiots remain idiots long after they've exhausted their usefulness?)
To: US Navy Vet
“Honest, it’s not what you think....”
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:44:52 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:45:48 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Two dummies, there)
To: dfwgator
I swear to God, she told me she was seventeen...
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:46:16 AM PDT
by
Haiku Guy
(You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
To: US Navy Vet
Hell, that’s nothing. My cousin Earl is on a first name basis with all the mannequins at Victoria Secret.
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:46:41 AM PDT
by
donozark
(Not all heroes wear tights and a cape.)
To: US Navy Vet
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool
With your pants on the ground
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:47:12 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: mikrofon
Mannequin Flystalker Now you done it...I gotta find out how to bump a "Post of the Day"!
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:47:51 AM PDT
by
thulldud
(Is it "alter or abolish" time yet?)
To: mikrofon
Maybe it looked like Kim Catrall.
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:48:19 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:49:09 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Haiku Guy
In California, they could get married... ROFL!
Best Post of the Day!
(got coffee all over my keyboard, but it was worth it)
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:50:17 AM PDT
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
To: US Navy Vet
To: US Navy Vet
"She might have no arms and be made outa wood but she's a sweet gal and a hell of a good cook."
To: DainBramage
It's the lack of arms on the mannequin that makes this story really weird...
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:54:22 AM PDT
by
Haiku Guy
(You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
To: US Navy Vet
So... what’s more disturbing: That a man is caught with his pants down trying to “Mount” a mannequin, or that the police would like to question it?
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:54:22 AM PDT
by
TexasPatriot1
(Legalize the Constitution)
To: US Navy Vet
To: US Navy Vet
If she had been armed, this wouldn’t have happened.
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:56:49 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: Billthedrill
You would think that a guy with a handle like “Billthedrill” would want to keep away from this thread...
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posted on
08/09/2010 11:57:43 AM PDT
by
Haiku Guy
(You can force me to recycle, but I will NOT sing the song!)
To: US Navy Vet
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