Britons believe the hills are alive with haggis

reuters ^

[JoeProBono]

One in five people in Britain thinks that haggis, the traditional Scottish dish made from the lung, liver and heart of a sheep, is an animal that roams the Highlands, according to a survey on Friday.

Commissioned by the online takeaway food service Just-Eat.co.uk, the survey found that 18 percent of Britons believe that haggis is a hilltop-dwelling animal. Another 15 percent said it is a Scottish musical instrument while 4 percent admitted to thinking it was a character from Harry Potter.

[JoeProBono]

[patton]

Didja know that there is such a thing as kosher haggis?

Weird.

[JoeProBono]

[darkwing104]

I wonder if they know about Chupacabra

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

LOL!

[JoeProBono]

[DManA]

I’m too bashful to tell you what a “banger” is.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Oh man.......here come the Helen Thomas pics.......

[DManA]

I did not know till now that a teacup was a unit of dry measurement.

[JoeProBono]

[autumnraine]

Yes, I’ve been hunting for hamburgers quite a lot recently. It’s best if you capture the hamburger in rutting season, meat’s much more tender. Many of my friends have attempted to hunt down the elusive bacon creature, but only a few have succeeded. I’ll just be glad when they figure out a way to package the mcnuggett without having to buy the McDonald’s brand. I think they have a monopoly on the mcnuggett farms.

[JoeProBono]

[Joe 6-pack]

A chupacabra is what you get when you shave a Tervuren...

[bgill]

Little known fact: The snipe is a natural enemy of the haggis.

[Yardstick]

Nice hat!

[pyx]

Ode To A Haggis

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftan o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my arm -- Robert Burns

[Albion Wilde]

Bagpipes are what you get when you step on the tail of a haggis.

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[GonzoGOP]

Britons believe the hills are alive with haggis

Well for god's sake shoot the thing already. The only thing more dangerous than a pack of ravening haggis is a wounded bagpipe. Nothing is more dangerous than a wounded bagpipe.