To: JoeProBono
Didja know that there is such a thing as kosher haggis?
Weird.
2 posted on
04/24/2010 8:45:11 AM PDT by
patton
(Obama has replaced "Res Publica" with "Quod licet Jovi non licet bovi.")
To: JoeProBono
I wonder if they know about Chupacabra
4 posted on
04/24/2010 8:47:04 AM PDT by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: JoeProBono
LOL!
To: JoeProBono
I’m too bashful to tell you what a “banger” is.
7 posted on
04/24/2010 8:48:42 AM PDT by
DManA
To: JoeProBono
Oh man.......here come the Helen Thomas pics.......
To: JoeProBono
I did not know till now that a teacup was a unit of dry measurement.
9 posted on
04/24/2010 8:49:56 AM PDT by
DManA
To: JoeProBono
Yes, I’ve been hunting for hamburgers quite a lot recently. It’s best if you capture the hamburger in rutting season, meat’s much more tender. Many of my friends have attempted to hunt down the elusive bacon creature, but only a few have succeeded. I’ll just be glad when they figure out a way to package the mcnuggett without having to buy the McDonald’s brand. I think they have a monopoly on the mcnuggett farms.
11 posted on
04/24/2010 8:50:49 AM PDT by
autumnraine
(America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the chariot wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
To: JoeProBono
Little known fact: The snipe is a natural enemy of the haggis.
14 posted on
04/24/2010 9:03:22 AM PDT by
bgill
(how could a young man born here in Kenya, who is not even a native American, become the POTUS)
To: JoeProBono
Ode To A Haggis
Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great Chieftan o’ the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my arm -- Robert Burns
16 posted on
04/24/2010 9:15:03 AM PDT by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: JoeProBono
Bagpipes are what you get when you step on the tail of a haggis.
17 posted on
04/24/2010 9:15:14 AM PDT by
Albion Wilde
(I can see November from my house!)
To: JoeProBono
Britons believe the hills are alive with haggis
Well for god's sake shoot the thing already. The only thing more dangerous than a pack of ravening haggis is a wounded bagpipe. Nothing is more dangerous than a wounded bagpipe.
20 posted on
04/24/2010 9:21:06 AM PDT by
GonzoGOP
(There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
To: JoeProBono
To: JoeProBono
24 posted on
04/24/2010 9:39:00 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(FYBO: Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
To: Cailleach
26 posted on
04/24/2010 9:45:32 AM PDT by
kalee
(The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: Cailleach
27 posted on
04/24/2010 9:46:56 AM PDT by
kalee
(The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: JoeProBono
Here is a cute, furry Haggis, in the wild. They are naturally friendly, and you can approach them in the wild, as long
as you offer them some finger food.
To: JoeProBono
No no no...
Haggis only becomes a scottish musical instrument about 30 minutes AFTER they eat it...
29 posted on
04/24/2010 10:10:20 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: sionnsar
I can’t believe no one else pinged you ping.
31 posted on
04/24/2010 10:17:44 AM PDT by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
To: JoeProBono
33 posted on
04/24/2010 10:24:11 AM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Impy; Lazamataz
But their accent makes them sound so intelligent ...
42 posted on
04/25/2010 10:38:19 AM PDT by
Arthur Wildfire! March
(Weakening McCain strengthens our borders, weakens guest worker aka amnesty)
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