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19 Depressing, Crazy and Downright Awful Nativity Scenes (Photos + Videos)
Urlesque ^
| 12/17/09
| Michael Jordan
Posted on 01/03/2010 2:55:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
You guys, whose fault is this? Seriously, who built these 19 hideous nativity scenes? Hmmm? No one is going to step forward?
Babes and dude-babes, this is soooo not cool. We here at Urlesque have been bringing you nothing but nonstop kick-ass ultra good holiday coverage and now you go and do this. Did we do something to hurt your feelings? Talk to us!
Someone please explain the 19 depressing, crazy and downright awful nativity scenes below!
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TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: aclu; antichristian; antichristianleague; culturewar; grinchstolechristmas; napl; nativity; religiousintolerance; waronchristmas
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I realize that Christmas is over (in most denominations), but some of these were too awful to pass up.
BTW, I'm pretty sure that #3 is actually for Cthulhu-mas.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"Damn it, lil' baby Jesus should not be edible!"
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posted on
01/03/2010 2:57:23 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: Slings and Arrows
The fellow who asserts that Jesus should not be edible seems to have missed the point of Mass.
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posted on
01/03/2010 2:59:43 PM PST
by
donmeaker
(Invicto)
To: Slings and Arrows
The ACLU nativity is very special. Looks like Mark and Joseph had a baby and Marx came to visit.
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posted on
01/03/2010 3:00:39 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: cripplecreek
I’m surprised there *was* a baby, if you know what I mean...
5
posted on
01/03/2010 3:10:15 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: donmeaker
I was wondering about that myself. It’s still a good line, though.
6
posted on
01/03/2010 3:10:45 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: bigbob
Well I can’t actually see the baby.
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posted on
01/03/2010 3:12:12 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The guy who did these is not too smart. First, the Lego Jesus is swaddled so arms not visible. Second, he thinks Charles Schulz is secular on Christmas??? Then why was his the ONLY Christmas cartoon with true Bible quotes about Jesus in it?? And of course the Peanuts scene is not 10-year-olds having babies but dressing up in costume as in a pageant.
8
posted on
01/03/2010 3:17:49 PM PST
by
Yaelle
(thanking G-d for Rush Limbaugh's health)
To: Slings and Arrows
Thank God planed parent hood was not around in the days of Mary’s pregnancy
9
posted on
01/03/2010 3:18:44 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi Mom sarc ;))
To: Slings and Arrows
If there is any justice, these people will fry in hell. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE??????
10
posted on
01/03/2010 3:21:07 PM PST
by
taillightchaser
(When a democrat says "The American people" you know the next words out of his mouth will be lies.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I think that I will have nightmares about 13.
To: dog breath
The belt buckle was awesome.
12
posted on
01/03/2010 3:25:56 PM PST
by
numberonepal
(Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
To: Slings and Arrows
13
posted on
01/03/2010 3:33:06 PM PST
by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: Slings and Arrows; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
Ewww. Just Ewww.
To: Slings and Arrows
I kind of like the marshmallow one.
To: Slings and Arrows
#1 is’t Lego, it’s Playmobil.
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posted on
01/03/2010 4:28:50 PM PST
by
Squawk 8888
(TSA and DHS are jobs programs for people who are not smart enough to flip burgers)
To: Star Traveler; Slings and Arrows
Urp. I hate animal Nativities. Lego figure Nativities are a close second.
But the worst one I saw was a photo some horrified Spaniard posted on a Spanish blog yesterday. The photo had been taken in a Swiss Catholic church, run by the Franciscans, and showed a Baby Jesus (a nice traditional one), surrounded by 3 foot tall minarets that looked curiously like Ahmadinejad’s missiles except that they had crescents on top, and lying in a manger behind a copy of the Bible and a copy of the Koran. Oh, and on the wall behind it there was a Star of David, a crescent, and the Franciscan tau cross.
I think you’d have to go far indeed to beat that one!
I’ve always thought the Franciscans are complete idiots.
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posted on
01/03/2010 4:49:21 PM PST
by
livius
To: livius
You were saying ...
I think you’d have to go far indeed to beat that one!
You got that right... :-)
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posted on
01/03/2010 4:56:53 PM PST
by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: Squawk 8888; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
Jesus was the Logos, not Lego`s...
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posted on
01/03/2010 5:17:03 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(An Epiphany)
To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Charles Henrickson
I think this one's a timer to remind you how many days are left to Christmas...
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posted on
01/03/2010 5:21:47 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Baby in the Oven Timer)
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