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Japan Man Accidentally Given Artificial Rectum
We Interrupt ^ | 21 October 2009 | C. S. Magor

Posted on 10/23/2009 9:02:18 PM PDT by Candor7

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To: Candor7

That’ll leave a mark!


21 posted on 10/23/2009 9:34:04 PM PDT by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

>Thank you<, ButThreeLeftsDo. We must be strong and fight them.


22 posted on 10/23/2009 9:38:44 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Markos33

I just dont like bathroom humor. I put you all behind me. I wipe my hands of all of you. For me, this is the end of this.


23 posted on 10/23/2009 9:46:32 PM PDT by Delacon ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." H. L. Mencken)
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To: madamemayhem

$385,000? How about $3,850,000....anyone that messes with my azz for noreason will pay. dude, put another zero on that figure. You got not Obiden back there anymore....


24 posted on 10/23/2009 9:47:19 PM PDT by oust the louse (This Country now has a smelly BO problem.....)
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To: Delacon; HangnJudge

25 posted on 10/23/2009 9:47:35 PM PDT by Candor7 (The effective weapons against Fascism are ridicule, derision, and truth (Member NRA)
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To: Candor7

Sue? Why not be happy you don’t have cancer but you ended up with a cyborg butt?


26 posted on 10/23/2009 9:51:42 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Candor7

I just wont sit down for this kinda humor. Hey, I appreciate scatalogical jokes, but these docs went too far.


27 posted on 10/23/2009 9:54:32 PM PDT by Delacon ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." H. L. Mencken)
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To: Candor7; al baby

BRD!!! BRD!!!


28 posted on 10/23/2009 10:14:06 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com .... I am a rogue nobody. One of millions.)
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To: bigheadfred; Candor7; martin_fierro; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; ...

The same thing happened in China to some poor guy, and he needed another artificial rectum a half hour later.


29 posted on 10/23/2009 10:27:42 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: Raycpa

Ok, I chuckled.


30 posted on 10/23/2009 10:28:12 PM PDT by LowOiL (Tagline: Optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Candor7

Unnngh!


31 posted on 10/23/2009 10:30:21 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: rdl6989

Unnngh!

Thats what he said. Well, in his language. Ayeeeee?


32 posted on 10/23/2009 10:34:45 PM PDT by Delacon ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." H. L. Mencken)
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To: Candor7
PATIENT: IT'S YOU!!
DR. CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN!!
DR. CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
DR. CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO CONSTIPATION.
PATIENT: WHAT YOU SAY!!
33 posted on 10/23/2009 10:42:48 PM PDT by RichInOC (HA HA HA HA....)
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To: Candor7

He wanted to be more holey.


34 posted on 10/23/2009 10:54:34 PM PDT by scott7278 (Obama, Klaatu barada nikto!)
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To: Delacon

I’m sure Pelosi is adding something to the healthcare bill to encourage this.


35 posted on 10/23/2009 10:55:54 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Candor7

It was all a misunderstanding. He said that he needed an “ace in the hole” and it got all twisted around and jumbled.


36 posted on 10/23/2009 10:57:11 PM PDT by scott7278 (Obama, Klaatu barada nikto!)
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To: shibumi; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Barney Frank buys them by the gross.


37 posted on 10/23/2009 10:58:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: rdl6989

If it were Obamacare, they’d probably hand him a paper towel tube and say “good luck.”


38 posted on 10/23/2009 11:00:05 PM PDT by scott7278 (Obama, Klaatu barada nikto!)
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To: Candor7

All joking aside, what the hell is an artificial rectum??? I’ve never even HEARD of such a thing!!!


39 posted on 10/23/2009 11:00:38 PM PDT by hoagy62 (Obama: slowly sucking the positive attitude out of the US since 11-4-08)
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To: hoagy62

Ive seen em at that XXX place on Main street


40 posted on 10/23/2009 11:03:13 PM PDT by woofie
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