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Japan Man Accidentally Given Artificial Rectum
We Interrupt ^ | 21 October 2009 | C. S. Magor

Posted on 10/23/2009 9:02:18 PM PDT by Candor7

A Japanese man misdiagnosed as having rectal cancer is suing the hospital that he says unnecessarily gave him an artificial rectum. The man, who has not been identified, underwent surgery to remove a tumor in March at a university hospital in Miyzaki prefecture, western Japan. Following the surgery, his doctor informed him that no cancerous cells had been found in the removed tissue.

The complainant is seeking 35 million yen (USD $385,000) in damages.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Science
KEYWORDS: healthcare; liability; medicine; napl; partsisparts
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Wrecked him? Darn near killed him.
1 posted on 10/23/2009 9:02:18 PM PDT by Candor7
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Thank you!


2 posted on 10/23/2009 9:05:31 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR.....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: Candor7

This guy is anal-retentive.


3 posted on 10/23/2009 9:09:09 PM PDT by Raycpa
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>The man, who has not been identified, underwent surgery to remove a tumor in March


4 posted on 10/23/2009 9:09:57 PM PDT by Palin Republic (Palin - Bachmann 2012 : Girl Power!)
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To: Candor7
I wonder if anyone ever angrily said to this guy "I'm going to tear you a new @$$***e!"

If so, maybe they finally followed through on the threat....

5 posted on 10/23/2009 9:10:18 PM PDT by Yossarian
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To: Candor7

6 posted on 10/23/2009 9:10:20 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Candor7

Gentlemen We can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic spincter.
This stupid sum bitch will be that man
Better than he was. Better. Stronger. More regular.


7 posted on 10/23/2009 9:11:32 PM PDT by Delacon ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." H. L. Mencken)
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To: Candor7

That’s nothing. We elected one President.


8 posted on 10/23/2009 9:14:26 PM PDT by E Rocc (I Pledge: To help the President get promoted to "private citizen" as soon as possible.)
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To: Candor7

The man’s removed rectum recovered and now goes by the name of Rahm Emanuel


9 posted on 10/23/2009 9:15:15 PM PDT by hatfieldmccoy (The Obama beat down of America continues)
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To: Candor7

We have the technology....

We can rebuild him...

Better than before...

But we will have to upgrade the toilets.

(cue in 6-million dollar man theme music)


10 posted on 10/23/2009 9:15:48 PM PDT by Safrguns
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Done. Good message. Get ‘er done, folks.


11 posted on 10/23/2009 9:16:40 PM PDT by unkus
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To: hatfieldmccoy

LOL...you got that right.


12 posted on 10/23/2009 9:17:44 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Chet 99; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33

Thought this might be “up your alley.”

(I know - God will *pun*ish me for that.)


13 posted on 10/23/2009 9:20:50 PM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: Yossarian

Wonder if he can tune that puppy to play sonatas when he farts ?


14 posted on 10/23/2009 9:21:09 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: unkus

Thanks, unkus....


15 posted on 10/23/2009 9:22:21 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR.....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: Candor7

Barney’s new boy friend!


16 posted on 10/23/2009 9:23:29 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: shibumi
"(I know - God will *pun*ish me for that.)"

That's why I didn't want to make this poor guy the butt
of any of my jokes.

17 posted on 10/23/2009 9:24:59 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Never stab a man in the back. Stab him in the leg, he'll turn around.)
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To: Candor7

A bell that cannot be unrung.


18 posted on 10/23/2009 9:25:57 PM PDT by YHAOS
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To: Candor7

now that is a pain in the as$.


19 posted on 10/23/2009 9:26:03 PM PDT by madamemayhem (defeat isn't getting knocked down, it's not getting back up)
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To: Candor7

20 posted on 10/23/2009 9:29:50 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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