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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
The Local [Sweden] ^ | 17 Jul 09 16:53 CET | David Landes

Posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows
But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.

I sure HOPE that this is the weirdest sentence I read today.

81 posted on 07/19/2009 10:45:38 AM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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To: Slings and Arrows
He wasn't originally at the store to masturbate.

He was just hanging out.

82 posted on 07/19/2009 10:46:16 AM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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To: SIDENET

The day is young.


83 posted on 07/19/2009 10:52:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He definitely would have been less likely to get in trouble that way.


84 posted on 07/19/2009 12:32:56 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Army Air Corps

LOL!


85 posted on 07/19/2009 12:33:18 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Charles Henrickson; westernciv

Svenska pingska!


86 posted on 07/19/2009 12:42:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Sensualously creepy.


87 posted on 07/19/2009 1:01:13 PM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: windcliff

onedoug


88 posted on 07/19/2009 2:09:04 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: TheOldLady

I am not John Holmes.


89 posted on 07/19/2009 4:43:46 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
LOL! Not that kind of pole barn! [blushes]

It's a big garage, sort of like this:


90 posted on 07/20/2009 4:59:13 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

That’s not the kind of garage I was talking about. *cough* It’s just no fun to hone your cone alone.


91 posted on 07/20/2009 5:02:05 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’m not touching that one.


92 posted on 07/20/2009 5:11:24 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
Neither is anyone else.
93 posted on 07/20/2009 4:59:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: martin_fierro

I’ll never buy cereal imported from Sweden. I’ve already got second thoughts about getting “organic” food...

Duluth police search for rubber ball fetish burglar
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94 posted on 07/20/2009 7:26:40 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Awwwww.


95 posted on 07/21/2009 3:31:27 AM PDT by TheOldLady (0bama -- Beloved of the Morningstar)
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To: TheOldLady

Heartbreaking, isn’t it ?


96 posted on 07/21/2009 6:21:05 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Gives new meaning to “owner/operator”.


97 posted on 07/21/2009 6:29:35 AM PDT by Walmartian
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To: Slings and Arrows
LOL. Stockholm's full of nutters.

I met a Shaman on the train today. He forced 20 krona on me and when I refused to take it, he told me he was just a dealer, to pass it on and something about his third eye.

98 posted on 07/22/2009 7:36:25 AM PDT by riri
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To: riri

You were right not to take the money. Did not the great sage Mr Whipple say “Don’t squeeze the shaman.”


99 posted on 07/22/2009 10:15:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: riri

You were right not to take the money. Did not the great sage Mr Whipple say “Don’t squeeze the shaman.”


100 posted on 07/22/2009 10:15:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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