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1 posted on 06/04/2009 8:31:16 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
"Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws."

SHOT OFF PENIS.....PING!!!

40 posted on 06/04/2009 9:05:50 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the rare living Darwin Award-nominee.


43 posted on 06/04/2009 9:09:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, then Barack Obama is Jar-Jar Binks!")
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“I see nothing!” Sgt. Schultz


44 posted on 06/04/2009 9:11:14 AM PDT by tumblindice (Ping pong? Thailand?)
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To: Red in Blue PA

As Tom Jones sung,

“There goes my everything”

Or

Is that a 9 mm in your pants or are you just glad to see me.


45 posted on 06/04/2009 9:14:23 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

He wasn't half cocked until after the gun went off.

46 posted on 06/04/2009 9:14:56 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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"half cocked"

Heh, heh. Now that he's got a ho, I guess he can BE a ho.

52 posted on 06/04/2009 9:22:26 AM PDT by Still Thinking (If ignorance is bliss, liberals must be ecstatic!)
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A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

No pun intended! LOL.
55 posted on 06/04/2009 9:27:48 AM PDT by bdeaner (The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
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Adds new meaning to the phrase, “CROTCH SHOT”.


58 posted on 06/04/2009 9:34:41 AM PDT by bdeaner (The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? (1 Cor. 10:16))
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♀☹☠☣☢★☆MANGLED GENITALS PING☆★☢☣☠☹♂

65 posted on 06/04/2009 10:01:31 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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I love it when they call it "manhood."

It's so "tacky bodice-ripper novel."

66 posted on 06/04/2009 10:26:14 AM PDT by Allegra ( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
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Ach! Mein schnitzengruben! Es ist kaputt!


69 posted on 06/04/2009 10:40:23 AM PDT by TexasRepublic
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His pistol was half-cocked...and because of that, so very nearly was he.


70 posted on 06/04/2009 10:41:24 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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Approves.....
74 posted on 06/04/2009 11:22:17 AM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood

I read the headline and thought it was about Obama

75 posted on 06/04/2009 11:33:56 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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Why does there seem to be fragrance of Glack-hate on this thread? They are top-quality pistols with excellent safety features and performance. Mine repsect my with 100% performance... Any ideeot who shoves any chambered pistol in their pocket to impress their giggling buddies deserves what they get.


99 posted on 06/26/2009 6:20:18 PM PDT by jblann1
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