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1 posted on 06/04/2009 8:31:16 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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bttt


2 posted on 06/04/2009 8:32:14 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch

That would cripple you.

3 posted on 06/04/2009 8:32:24 AM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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Poetic Justice is the best Justice.


4 posted on 06/04/2009 8:32:48 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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“half cocked”

In more ways than one. Ouch.


6 posted on 06/04/2009 8:33:25 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Whoever coined the term "foolproof" underestimated the ingenuity and determination of fools.)
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hahahaha...


7 posted on 06/04/2009 8:34:02 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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“Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be...”


8 posted on 06/04/2009 8:34:30 AM PDT by dfwgator (USM is Gator Bait! (Congrats to U-Dub!))
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"...he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws."

Talk about adding insult to injury.

9 posted on 06/04/2009 8:35:19 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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> Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he’s facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany’s tough new anti gun laws.

“Defense moves to acquit, Milord, on the basis that the self-inflicted injury is manifestly just punishment and that it fits the crime.”


10 posted on 06/04/2009 8:35:47 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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Okay, one of the better arguments for gun control in Germany. If even the gangsters can’t figure out how to use them...


12 posted on 06/04/2009 8:36:11 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (we also have the duty to avoid prostituting our Catholic identity by appeals to phony dialogue)
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13 posted on 06/04/2009 8:37:28 AM PDT by McGruff (Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency - Obama)
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14 posted on 06/04/2009 8:37:40 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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Glock strikes again! I can throw my S&W up against a brick wall and it won’t discharge. Why is it everyone seems to shoot themselves with a Glock?


15 posted on 06/04/2009 8:38:35 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Life's not fair, people are mean. Get over it.)
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Dang suspicious cops. The mugger could have put the gun in the guy's pocket before he shot him. Uh...and that's why his fingerprints are all over it. That's my story, Your Honor, and I'm sticking to it.
16 posted on 06/04/2009 8:39:38 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Red in Blue PA; a fool in paradise
He's now fully qualified to join the Vienna Boys Choir!


17 posted on 06/04/2009 8:41:14 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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“Crutch”?


18 posted on 06/04/2009 8:41:18 AM PDT by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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Dumcoft!....


23 posted on 06/04/2009 8:43:45 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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I once defended a client who shot-off one of his own testicles in a botched bank hold up. He was not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
26 posted on 06/04/2009 8:47:29 AM PDT by fogofbobegabay
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“his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.”

OR

his half cocked gun went off in his cockpit.


27 posted on 06/04/2009 8:47:32 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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"Glock fo-ty" Turning roosters into hens since 2002
29 posted on 06/04/2009 8:51:19 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (Will Work for Ammo)
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One for your “mangled genitals” ping list?


33 posted on 06/04/2009 8:55:14 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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