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To: Red in Blue PA
To: Red in Blue PA
A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutchThat would cripple you.
3 posted on
06/04/2009 8:32:24 AM PDT by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Poetic Justice is the best Justice.
4 posted on
06/04/2009 8:32:48 AM PDT by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: Red in Blue PA
“half cocked”
In more ways than one. Ouch.
6 posted on
06/04/2009 8:33:25 AM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Whoever coined the term "foolproof" underestimated the ingenuity and determination of fools.)
To: Red in Blue PA
7 posted on
06/04/2009 8:34:02 AM PDT by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: Red in Blue PA
“Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be...”
8 posted on
06/04/2009 8:34:30 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(USM is Gator Bait! (Congrats to U-Dub!))
To: Red in Blue PA
"...he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws."Talk about adding insult to injury.
To: Red in Blue PA
> Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he’s facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany’s tough new anti gun laws.
“Defense moves to acquit, Milord, on the basis that the self-inflicted injury is manifestly just punishment and that it fits the crime.”
10 posted on
06/04/2009 8:35:47 AM PDT by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Okay, one of the better arguments for gun control in Germany. If even the gangsters can’t figure out how to use them...
12 posted on
06/04/2009 8:36:11 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(we also have the duty to avoid prostituting our Catholic identity by appeals to phony dialogue)
To: Red in Blue PA
13 posted on
06/04/2009 8:37:28 AM PDT by
McGruff
(Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency - Obama)
To: Red in Blue PA
14 posted on
06/04/2009 8:37:40 AM PDT by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Glock strikes again! I can throw my S&W up against a brick wall and it won’t discharge. Why is it everyone seems to shoot themselves with a Glock?
15 posted on
06/04/2009 8:38:35 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(Life's not fair, people are mean. Get over it.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Dang suspicious cops. The mugger could have put the gun in the guy's pocket before he shot him. Uh...and that's why his fingerprints are all over it. That's my story, Your Honor, and I'm sticking to it.
To: Red in Blue PA; a fool in paradise
He's now fully qualified to join the Vienna Boys Choir!
To: Red in Blue PA
18 posted on
06/04/2009 8:41:18 AM PDT by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
To: Red in Blue PA
To: Red in Blue PA
I once defended a client who shot-off one of his own testicles in a botched bank hold up. He was not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
To: Red in Blue PA
“his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.”
OR
his half cocked gun went off in his cockpit.
27 posted on
06/04/2009 8:47:32 AM PDT by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
To: Red in Blue PA
"Glock fo-ty" Turning roosters into hens since 2002
29 posted on
06/04/2009 8:51:19 AM PDT by
PowderMonkey
(Will Work for Ammo)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; martin_fierro
One for your “mangled genitals” ping list?
33 posted on
06/04/2009 8:55:14 AM PDT by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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