Vanity UFO: How President Bush can secure his legacy

Novermber 5, 2008 | vanity

[balch3]

Okay, hear me out. With a little over two months left in his term, the President can go down in history with one simple stroke of the pen. Issue an executive order immediately declassifying ALL files and documents pertaining to UFO's and UFO investigations. We all know the government isn't telling us everything. Open the vaults, it's long overdue.

[balch3]

I expect plenty of wise-guy comments, but I'm serious about this.

[Perdogg]

ping

[cripplecreek]

So what happens if he “opens the vaults” and there’s nothing there?

[nickcarraway]

Sure, why not, what has he got to lose.

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

I’d rather know about Elvis. If he’s still alive why won’t he come hang out with some of his fans?

[kempster]

Man, you could have told us to put on our tin foil hats.

[AirForceMom]

Geraldo can open the vault.

[CitizenUSA]

NO MORE VANITIES!

[sevenbak]

All he has to do to maintain his legacy is to let Obama be president. People will be practically begging Bush to return in a couple years.

[Randy Larsen]

F*** Bush!

I’m done with the whole bush family!

[Paul Heinzman]

That would only validate Jimmy Carter and Dennis Kucinich. Best to keep crazy boxed up.

(Well, you invited wise-guy comments)

[Redcloak]

Bush is posting vanities?

[Slings and Arrows]

Geraldo Rivera can host the opening.

[paudio]

How about Yeti and Atlantis? Or the Ark of the Covenant?

[ShadowDancer]

I’m freaking speechless.

If you know me at all, this is a total anomaly.

[al baby]

well that may esplain the mother ship in low earth orbit right now

[TonyInOhio]

He's already made a secret deal to keep the records sealed:

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Worth a try. Maybe we’ll discover that Obama is really a Malodorian from the planet Zarkon, here to “serve mankind.”

[RedRover]

With Bush’s luck, that’s probably what would happen. Guess he just has to hope that this Iraq thing works out.

[paudio]

All he has to do to maintain his legacy is to let Obama be president. People will be practically begging Bush to return in a couple years.

This one is secured, somewhat. Bush Sr gave us Clinton. Bush Jr gives us 0bama.

[al baby]

Id rather he pardon Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos W.F.Now

[Quix]

Won’t happen.

He doesn’t have that authority. Constitutionally he does. Functionally he doesn’t. Been removed from Presidents after Ike, IIRC.

Is almost a moot issue . . . will be outted in some dramatic way in near future. How near remains to be seen. WWIII will be near, too. How near, remains to be seen.

Famine in the USA will be plenty near enough. How near remains to be seen.

Stay tuned. Life is in a great flux.

[tx_eggman]

Man, you could have told us to put on our tin foil hats.

Never leave home without mine ...

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[gotribe]

Can we please hold a bonfire of the vanities?

[RegulatorCountry]

Would you mind informing us as to why, in your opinion, doing such a thing would secure President George W. Bush’s legacy?

[Paul Heinzman]

That would make a really good vanity post title.

You should totally do it.

[gotribe]

I can’t stop with one response....

Exactly what legacy would he gain - A 4 a.m. listening to the radio kind of guy?

[CitizenUSA]

No, but every FReeper with an opinion suddenly feels the need to post a vanity. I suppose it’s cathartic for the poster, but it’s getting a bit ridiculous.

[sevenbak]

And Obama gives us... Palin, I hope. Or Mitt.

[SlapHappyPappy]

Bingo. Bush now has a legacy, and it ain’t going to be pretty.

People have been getting testy when people impugn Bush, but almost every Obama voter I know became politically active due to their negative feelings about Bush.

[Windflier]

Bush Sr gave us Clinton. Bush Jr gives us 0bama.

And Obama will give us Reagan II, just as Carter did.

The wheel goes round and round.

[Seaplaner]

I don't think it's a good idea because there is really nothing in the vault except photos of hubcaps and double exposures of sky vistas overlain with fireworks or out-of-focus frisbees.

Dubya could release the data from the vaults, but there are no vaults.

Have a great evening, earthlings.

- - Seaplaner

Or, as my friends call me, Zork, a mid-level Kroborlonien infiltrator from the planet Mongotroid.

(BTW, nice election yesterday. You did know it was fixed, right?)

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[PhatHead]

That was the plan until amnesty for aliens got defeated... now the records must stay sealed for the aliens’ protection. Too many bitter extraterraphobes out there clinging to their nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere and carbon-based life...

[unspun]

Fine with me. There are numerous cases of literally unidentified flying objects.

As with the JFK assassination, when it was learned that Connelly’s seat was positioned below the level of Pres. Kennedy’s seat, perhaps American questions could get some of their questions and concerns answered with whatever is in those files.

[dr_who]

Did you vote for Obama?

[valkyry1]

Take care of the Iranian issue because Obama Hussein wont

[Moconservative]

I can see Bush now having a press conference on his last day saying I have all these UFO documents stuffed in my pants do you want to see them. This is going to help my legacy.

Keeping the US from terrorist threats wasn’t good enough and so a guy on Free Republic told me to do it.

Sounds like an SNL or Mad TV skit.

[I got the rope]

Bush can get my respect back when he:

A)Drops a bomb on Tehran
B)Drops a bomb on Mecca
C)Drops a bomb on Medina

or

D)Arrests Obama for being an illegal alien

[southernnorthcarolina]

Bush can secure his legacy by taking military action to gain critical oil resources.

Invade Canada now!

Heck, what do they have guarding the border? A dozen redcoats with silly hats sitting on horses?

Wait for Lake Erie to freeze over, then roll the tanks over it, and cut all transportation between Toronto and Montreal. Our forces would be greeted as liberators in the western provinces. We could give Quebec back to France. And nobody cares about the Maritime provinces. Ontario might put up a bit of a battle, but we could handle it.

[papasmurf]

Shouldn’t this post have a *Tin Foil Hat* alert, and be keyworded to “cults”?

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

Are you immune to lightening? Do you like cheez?

Let me know after I have taken my shower.

[hosepipe]

One day George Bush will recieve the Henry Waxman Nose for Socialism Award.. because he single handily splintered the Republican Party into smithereens..

[balch3]

no.

[factoryrat]

He’ll have a “Geraldo Moment”.

[factoryrat]

They’ll find that is was obama’s ego hovering over Lake Michigan. Sorry, you set yourself up for this one.

[factoryrat]

Didn’t anyone tell you? Everyone knows for a fact that he works at a Burger King in Kalamazoo! Or was it Grand Rapids?

[JoJo Gunn]

The mind reels.

[VINVIDIVICI]

You're on the right track, but wrong files. President Bush should release all the files of the 93 WTC bombing trial that the Clintons had sealed for 25 years and all other intelligence on terrorist attacks during the 90’s. We all know that Saddam's Iraq was the state that sponsored the 93’ bombing and 2001 911 attacks.

[Defiant]

He’d still be the crappiest president since....I don’t know. A year ago I’d have said Carter, but I think he surpassed Carter with the bailout.

[Postal Dude]

Bush should release the files about the John F. Kennedy assassination. The democrat Lyndon B. Johnson ordered the Mafia to kill JFK, so he would be the new president. That will do it! Give us the documents, president Bush!