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Audio of the day: Dimitri the Stud (you will laugh yourselves silly over this!)
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Posted on 07/04/2008 6:20:17 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD

This audio was played this morning on WMAL's "Grandy & Andy Morning Show" and I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. You will totally enjoy this. Here's the YouTube blurb:

"This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him. Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dimitri; dimitrithestud; dmitri; easterneuropeanjerk; greek; humor; loser; olga; relationships; sanfrancisco; sorryloser; weird
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21 posted on 07/04/2008 11:07:29 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

WTF? L0L


22 posted on 07/04/2008 11:11:03 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: EveningStar

Ahhh.... the art of courtship....L0L


23 posted on 07/04/2008 11:15:31 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
Ahhh.... the art of courtship....L0L

The art of courtship coming from a Eastern European arrogant and narcissistic (sp?) goofball is quite different from the way Anglos court their women. I'm Puerto Rican, and I must say that American guys are quite gentle and cool, with lots of sense of humor and very thick-skinned. Not to mention laid back and respectful to women (most of them). I like that in a man.

24 posted on 07/04/2008 11:40:00 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: Allegra

Olga is probably laughing herself silly at all of this. I’m glad that Dimitri’s voice-mail audio was posted for the whole world to hear.


25 posted on 07/04/2008 11:41:15 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Cool? Thick skinned? L0L
Youve obiously never been a teenage boy who put aqua velva on yer gotchies preparing for a date...

Aieeeee! ;)


26 posted on 07/04/2008 11:44:35 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Well, yes, when I say “thick-skinned”, I mean that American guys are not easily offended. They have a sense of humor.

Unlike this Dimitri person.


27 posted on 07/04/2008 11:54:02 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Some people are beyond help


28 posted on 07/04/2008 11:58:05 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: martin_fierro
Your tagline is very fitting for this subject.

And where *DID* you get the graphic?

Cheers!

29 posted on 07/04/2008 12:08:01 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Allegra

Hey you! Hows your summer?
Anything doin for the 4th there?

Everyone is BBQin and eatin watermelon here.

Did you hear? in the news? Watermelon is the new viagra! L0L
Have a good 4th will ya?


30 posted on 07/04/2008 12:22:52 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
Did you hear? in the news? Watermelon is the new viagra! L0L

*Questioning why my husband just bought an entire watermelon, knowing full well that he doesn't like to eat them. Hmmmmm.....*

(Yes, I know that I'm leaving myself 'wide open' for a joke in there somewhere....)

31 posted on 07/04/2008 12:46:24 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Awwww jeeez.... ;)

Are you trying to get me kicked off FR?

32 posted on 07/04/2008 12:48:52 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Here’s the real story on dimitri.

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11


33 posted on 07/04/2008 12:56:07 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Post his pic or the link!

cheers! here's the tool


34 posted on 07/04/2008 12:56:46 PM PDT by Malsua
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

I loved seeing Anton Chugar the homicidal killer in the movie No Country For Old Men.

That’s when I sprayed my keyboard.


35 posted on 07/04/2008 1:06:47 PM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: Malsua

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice hair, though....


36 posted on 07/04/2008 1:12:32 PM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
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To: mylife; humblegunner
Hey you! Hows your summer?

Summer's great - almost over for me, though. I go back "over there" to work next week. How's yours going?

Anything doin for the 4th there?

We're going to humblegunner's to blow stuff up tomorrow! This evening, I'm watching some city fireworks with friends and seeing a local classic rock band. This is my first Fourth in the US since 2003. Wheeeee!

Everyone is BBQin and eatin watermelon here.

Sounds great! Don't let that watermelon get you all hot and bothered, now. ;-)

Have a good 4th will ya?

Same to you, FRiend!

Courtesy ping to humblegunner since he is mentioned.

37 posted on 07/04/2008 1:25:20 PM PDT by Allegra (If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
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To: Allegra; humblegunner
Well! I'm glad yer still in town! I knew you was takin extended Vacation but I just kinda thought you were back over there by now.

Its good weather here in Tx now aint it? 92 here and breezy

Man, I wanna go to the humble BBQ Blast! L0L shootin and scootin! and maybe some beer and BBQ on the side

Dont sweat the melons, ya dont need them to get riled up L0L

Have fun Yall!

38 posted on 07/04/2008 1:34:54 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Allegra; Eaker
Who ya gonna see? "Eaker'n the wild cats?" Backbop
39 posted on 07/04/2008 1:43:30 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
Man, I wanna go to the humble BBQ Blast!

I guess we'll just have to video some high points for you then!

Assuming there are high points...

40 posted on 07/04/2008 1:50:14 PM PDT by humblegunner
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