Pork Chop Stabbing

WRCB TV ^ | January 2, 2008 | Staff

[forkinsocket]

An Oklahoma man was arrested after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight.

Police in Ardmore, Oklahoma responded to call of a fight outside a local business New Year's day.

When they arrived, they found the victim covered in blood with a puncture wound to his neck.

[forkinsocket]

[digger48]

Was the pork chop tied around his neck, just so the dog would play with him?

[mtbopfuyn]

Sure, everyone carries a porkchop bone in their back pockets just in case it’s needed.

This type thing is why Texas Dept. of Criminal Justice doesn’t serve it’s inmates pork chops anymore.

[nuconvert]

I can see it now.....school districts sending notes home to parents telling them that children aren’t allowed to bring leftover pork chops or any other meat attached to bones for lunch.

[raybbr]

He wouldn’t be hard to pick out of a lineup.

[MrBambaLaMamba]

Outlaw mirrors - Help reduce anger and violence.

[Daffynition]

HAHAHA! Is that the weapon or the prep? If pork chops are outlawed only .....

[csvset]

He put the fug in fugly!

[Slings and Arrows]

Something about this story isn't kosher.

[Grizzled Bear]

Food Fights are all fun and games until somebody gets stabbed in the neck with a pork chop bone.

[martin_fierro]

Bone of Contention.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Sure, everyone carries a porkchop bone in their back pockets just in case it’s needed.

I'll not comment on this gentleman's appearance, no use picking on the uniqueness of someone's creation... BUT -- I do think we need a call for Photoshops with a Fire Alarm Box containing a pork chop, with the words

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[mylife]

MMMMmmmmm......Poke Chops.

[SunkenCiv]

Obviously the perp has been in da big house.

[null and void]

Amateurs.

You don’t stab with pork.

You chop..

[mylife]

Zz Top - Poke Chop Sandwich Lyrics

Poke
Better watch that
Poke chop sandwich...waitin’ in th’ sack
Ridin’ a tom tom, a double fat back
Got my poke chop sandwich...
Layin’ on da drum
Poke chop greazy...i’m gonna get some
Get some a’ dat poke chop
Poke chop sandwich
Poke chop
Poke chop sandwich
Yeah yeah twenty five
Louisiana back beat and th’ texas bop
Do a hollywood shuffle jes’ can’t top it
New york turn around and
Th’ London stomp
African good luck combination
I know that ya want
Poke chop
Poke chop sandwich
Poke chop
Double poke chop sandwich
Play on
Spider & lightnin’ hopkins got
Th’ big bad beat
Ain’t no question what they gonna eat
Spider wanna a bottle,
Lightnin’ wanna a can
They’ll take in a bucket
‘cause they dam well can
A poke chop
A poke at dat chop
Cut dat poke chope
Poke chop sandwich
Feel like, I feel like a poke chop sandwich
Give me dat sandwich in wax paper
Pork chop sandwich

[Cvengr]

Happens all the time in prison.

They catch a gang of Muslims, in a corner with the bones.

They warn the other inmates in the Cafeteria days in advance by telling them they will get ‘collared greens’ with pork chops!

[Slings and Arrows]

Does this mean that BATFE will be raiding Waffle House for unlicensed arms dealing?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I’m no butcher but technically, I think it would be unlicensed hips, not arms...

[Freedom2specul8]

Uhoh... ban, control, and seize pork!