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Hello Kitty AR-15 - evil black rifle meets cute and cuddly
RifleGear.com Blog ^ | 12/27/07

Posted on 12/30/2007 1:08:51 PM PST by llevrok

So called "Assault Weapons Bans" such as the now expired 1994 Clinton ban and the one still in place in states such as California seek to ban rifles that our misguided legislators feel have no purpose in civilian hands. They identify "evil features" they can use to generically classify these "military style" weapons in sweeping terms. Of course these features, such as plastic pistol grips, barrel shrouds, and bayonet lugs have absolutely nothing to do with the firearms potential lethality in the real world and are merely cosmetic features. After all, it really doesn't matter what color the firearm is if it fires the same ammunition right? Well, in the "spirit" of the California Assault Weapon Ban I decided to do my best to alleviate the fears of my fellow citizens and gun-banning legislators when I put together a new AR-15 for my wife. Below is the result of my painstaking work to transform an Evil Black Rifle (EBR) into a Cute Pink RIfle (CPR). Introducing the Hello Kitty AR-15!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; hellokitty
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1 posted on 12/30/2007 1:08:53 PM PST by llevrok
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To: llevrok

I want one of those!


2 posted on 12/30/2007 1:10:51 PM PST by alicewonders
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To: llevrok

AWESOME!

My daughter wants one bad... to strap on and take to the mall....


3 posted on 12/30/2007 1:15:36 PM PST by xcamel (FDT/2008)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a Cute Pink Rifle Ping!


4 posted on 12/30/2007 1:16:43 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: llevrok

roflol


5 posted on 12/30/2007 1:18:06 PM PST by apocalypto
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To: llevrok
I wish I had invented Hello Kitty. That person must be a berzillionaire!
6 posted on 12/30/2007 1:18:38 PM PST by A knight without armor
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To: llevrok

My testicles are in full retreat.

:o/


7 posted on 12/30/2007 1:24:17 PM PST by papertyger (changing words quickly metastasizes into changing facts -- Ann Coulter)
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To: llevrok
Fashion article from last week: Hello Kitty Turns Attention to Young Men


8 posted on 12/30/2007 1:25:43 PM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: alicewonders

Pink Bang List Bump.


9 posted on 12/30/2007 1:26:31 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: llevrok

Won’t your wife complain about those sights? I would think there would be a lot of glare off them in the daytime. Might be easier to see at night though. :)


10 posted on 12/30/2007 1:28:52 PM PST by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: llevrok
Worth it just for the handcrocheted muffler ...

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. This fully functional firearm fires standard 7.62mm 125 or 150 grain ammunition with a muzzle velocity of approximately 710 meters per second and a maximum effective range of approximately 300 meters. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they're gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo's signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house. A bargain at only $1072.95!


11 posted on 12/30/2007 1:29:31 PM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: llevrok

My 10 year old daughter just saw the picture and immediately asked me to get her one. You might have a money maker if you can get around the “hello kitty” trademark. Her 11 year old friend also liked it, but said about the kitty holding the AK “that’s just WRONG”


12 posted on 12/30/2007 1:36:13 PM PST by PapaBear3625
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To: llevrok

LOL

Oh that is good.


14 posted on 12/30/2007 2:32:03 PM PST by Red6 (Come and take it.)
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15 posted on 12/30/2007 2:33:52 PM PST by Jeff Chandler ("Liberals want to save the world for the children they aren't having." -Mark Steyn)
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To: Jeff Chandler; martin_fierro

RICL!! Chortlesnort! You oughtta get together with martin_fierro — the havoc you two could wreak would be amazing!


16 posted on 12/30/2007 2:46:12 PM PST by SAJ
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To: llevrok
Hmmm. Maybe one of those would improve this kitty's attitude:

17 posted on 12/30/2007 2:53:00 PM PST by Hunton Peck (Fred. 'Nuf said.)
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To: llevrok

!@^* pink poodle shooter! Is there no end to this war on manly rifles?

18 posted on 12/30/2007 3:00:53 PM PST by labette
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To: Hunton Peck

Wow!


19 posted on 12/30/2007 6:08:10 PM PST by apocalypto
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To: Grizzled Bear; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Kalashnikitty ping!


20 posted on 12/30/2007 6:36:04 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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