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Erect iguana faces penis trauma
Metro.co.uk ^
| Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Posted on 01/26/2007 9:26:05 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
An iguana called Mozart, who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago, may have to have his penis cut off if his condition does not subside.
But, even if amputation is necessary, the future is not entirely bleak – the lizards have two penises.
Keepers at Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, will make their decision tomorrow.
TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: iguana; iguanapenis; napl; reptile
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RUN!!!!!
To: Junior
It's nice to have a spare!
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:27:12 AM PST
by
cjshapi
(Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
I did it for...Millee!
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:28:07 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: Slings and Arrows
That's nothing. I've had a permanent erection more or less since I hit puberty.
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:29:00 AM PST
by
presidio9
(There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
To: Slings and Arrows
Now I know what Bubba wants to be re-incarnated as.
To: Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim
Erect iguana faces penis trauma You know, there are some words and phrases in the English language you never think you will see together in print. . . .
To: Slings and Arrows
Quickly bookmarking article before this thread dis.........
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:31:05 AM PST
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Carry Daily. Apply Sparingly.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Every man in America now wishes he was an iguana
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:31:07 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
(Dear Lord, Please help Paula keep her head off the table this season. Amen)
To: Slings and Arrows
Are they next to each other? Above or below? lmao
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:31:17 AM PST
by
pandoraou812
( zero tolerance to the will of Allah and dilligaf?)
To: Slings and Arrows
I wish I had two, but the one I have gets me in enough trouble.
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:31:24 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors." GOHUNTER08!)
To: Charles Henrickson
I think that's definitely a historical first, yes.
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:31:37 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: Slings and Arrows
That's one lizard that's been spanked too often...
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:31:44 AM PST
by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
To: Constitution Day
Forget about that Tijuana restaurant trip.
To: Mr. Brightside; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan
Anyone know a good mohel?
To: Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:32:35 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors." GOHUNTER08!)
To: Slings and Arrows
It's time to drain the lizard...apparently.
To: Slings and Arrows
We're all doomed, I tell ya!
To: conservativebabe
Well, the chopping part doesn't sound so hot.
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posted on
01/26/2007 9:32:51 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: Fierce Allegiance
To: conservativebabe
Powdered iguana is going to become very popular in herbal stores soon.
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