Posted on 08/11/2006 1:33:09 AM PDT by sully777
The Plan
Okay, here's the plan:
Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
In three generations, there will be no Democrats!!!
Damn, I love it when a plan comes together
You know...that makes a whole heap of sense..strangely enough..
Thinning the herd....as it were..8-)
I had never really paid much attention to the remote door unlocker that came with my Explorer, but last night I was really tired. I came in, put my keys in my Jack Bauer bag and threw it on my bed.
My bedroom is in the back of my house, far away from my Ford.
I got a call, plopped down on the bed to answer it and rolled onto my JB Bag. All of a sudden, the panic alarm on the explorer went off..
Scared the crap outta me!
This remote is strong enough to set it off that far away!
The st pauli girl is from Tacoma WA
Zappa wrote a song, on the "Joe's Garage" album titled "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/frank-zappa/why-does-it-hurt-when-i-pee.html
Kitty Porn!!!11!!! I'm calling teh Feds!
So? She can serve me.......my cold German beer.......anytime!
You should enjoy this show then.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3543335379160922394&q=kick+in+the+nuts&hl=en
The purple girl almost looks like Shemp Smith !
OH I DID..thanks,..
Youtube.com has seven or eight pages of that stuff.
The best one is two young boys standing in the kitchen, and the smaller one keeps kicking his brother in the privates.
The big brother curls up in a ball and gets up and says "Do it again...HARDER!"
Hillary?
A laugh ensued.
I am disrespectful of dirt.
An old Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bedside.
"You lissen-a-me. I wanna you to take my chomre-plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Could you leave me your favorite watch instead?"
"How about you shuddup an lissen-a-me. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a bigga house and maybe a coupla bambinos.
Somma day you gonna come home and maybe find you wife inna bed wid anudda man. Whadda you gonna do then....pointa to you watch and say, 'Times Up'?"
Two lovely boys up for adoption
I said crab legs not hog legs.
Yell "Soooo-weeeee" and Hillary comes running.
Sure looks that way.
OOOOooo, sombody is gonna get it....
Actual Kitty Porn. (Warning: Graphic!)
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/31/kittie20porn7pv.gif
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