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Can Muslims Be More Incompetent?
self ^ | 8/9/06 | Mad Max

Posted on 08/10/2006 7:09:00 AM PDT by STD

What's up with the fetid minions of the "moon god" anyway? We have had five years of artificial terror warnings flashed all over the TV while these seventh century goat-lovers have tried to decifer old copies of Popular Mechanics" in repeatedly noisy failures to try and figure out if the explosive is supposed to be placed where the light bulb symbol is on the build your own radio kit!

Come on people, it's time to move on to the greatest threat of our times; venerial diseases spread by casual sexual contacts made at dance clubs populated by swarthy Middle Eastern looking men with lots of cash burning holes in their pants.

Seriously, as the greatest threat to mankind the moose-limb War on Terror has been like a grade B Hollywood thriller that can't be turned off even by unplugging the TV.

If you idiotic Jihadi's really want to die in this war against the Crusaders, lets step up the pace a little. It's downright embarrassing how many times you guys have been caught red handed playing with your tiny little selves.

If you're gonna do something awful, let's step up to the plate, or go back to your 7-11 and create havoc by charging me more when I have the munchies at 3 AM, seriously, you guys are pathetic!


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KEYWORDS: abdul; decipher; pickyournose; venereal; yetanothervanity

1 posted on 08/10/2006 7:09:01 AM PDT by STD
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To: STD

Nice rant. /Applause


2 posted on 08/10/2006 7:14:39 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my fingers to fight, and my hands to war.)
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To: STD

And your point with this was what, exactly? The threat is real.


3 posted on 08/10/2006 7:15:09 AM PDT by MineralMan (non-evangelical atheist)
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To: STD

Oh, you people need to visit the deodorant isle at the drug store. I know that you all don't care, but if you want a real full flegeded war with the west, just keep forgeting the soap and the deodorant. You'll see a draft here in the USA overnight. We'll hunt you down to the last stinky one of you.


4 posted on 08/10/2006 7:15:29 AM PDT by STD (Rough Sailing Directly Ahead)
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To: Shaun_MD

Swat a bug.


5 posted on 08/10/2006 7:16:17 AM PDT by AbeKrieger (Liberals are the Mongol herds destroying America from within.)
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To: MineralMan

Right, you probably thought that there was a chance that the aliens were about to take over the government once too?


6 posted on 08/10/2006 7:16:48 AM PDT by STD (Rough Sailing Directly Ahead)
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To: STD

That 'goat love' smell just wont wash off.


7 posted on 08/10/2006 7:17:45 AM PDT by txroadhawg ("To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors." Ronald Reagan)
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To: AbeKrieger

I think you missed the point of my post :)


8 posted on 08/10/2006 7:18:55 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my fingers to fight, and my hands to war.)
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To: STD
Come on people, it's time to move on to the greatest threat of our times; venerial diseases spread by casual sexual contacts made at dance clubs populated by swarthy Middle Eastern looking men with lots of cash burning holes in their pants.

Sounds like you're more peeved about striking out and losing babes to these guys at the club than 9/11 or the WOT. How sad.

9 posted on 08/10/2006 7:21:14 AM PDT by edpc (Violence is ALWAYS a solution. Maybe not the right one....but a solution nonetheless)
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To: edpc

You call that striking out; okay buddy!


10 posted on 08/10/2006 7:22:14 AM PDT by STD (Rough Sailing Directly Ahead)
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To: yoogli semantics
I thought the part about having no rhythm was a bit mean and uncalled for.

:-D

12 posted on 08/10/2006 7:27:21 AM PDT by edpc (Violence is ALWAYS a solution. Maybe not the right one....but a solution nonetheless)
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To: edpc

Lol!


13 posted on 08/10/2006 7:29:16 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my fingers to fight, and my hands to war.)
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To: STD

To paraphrase :
We have to be successful in stopping the terrorists 100% of the time.
The terrorists only have to be successful 1% of the time.


14 posted on 08/10/2006 7:54:26 AM PDT by Brooklyn Kid (What's it to ya? ) ((....west of the Jordan, east of the Rock of Gibraltar.................))
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To: STD

"As it is written in the Holy Koran:
'Green Wire and Blue Wire must never shake hands!'"


15 posted on 08/10/2006 8:41:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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To: yoogli semantics

I'm doing employee reviews this weekend. May I borrow a few of these?


16 posted on 08/10/2006 9:20:27 AM PDT by MountainDad
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