Top 10 pick-up lines? Don't get too excited. (just trying to help us singles)

Reuters ^ | 7/11/06

[new cruelty]

Wow. Well, she didn't waste any of your time.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ought to go over well in the South.

[twigs]

I hope she is still laughing? I think that is really a funny story!

[null and void]

"You're too short for me".

That depends on where you look...

[twigs]

Sounds to me like you got the wife you needed! :)

[Slings and Arrows]

I tried the straightforward approach once: "Hi, you're very attractive, and I'd like to get to know you better." Her response: "You're too short for me".

"Not where it counts, babe."

[twigs]

My daughter just started dating a young man who works for the local court. He has volunteered to teach her how to shoot. I remarked to her that he is very self-confident!

[uglybiker]

As long as I got a face, you got...SMACK!!!

[twigs]

Sigh. The world over, men think the same.

[Clemenza]

My fave is from Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights:

"Do you ride side saddle, or astride?"

[marine86297]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?...

cuz I can see myself in your pants!!

[new cruelty]

LOL. I once dated a girl with multiple personalities but did not find out until well into our relationship. I only met two of her. I guess the others didn't want anything to do with me. : )

[new cruelty]

I hope she is still laughing?

Nine years and two children later, yes, all of us laugh every day. Thank God.

[null and void]

And your point is???

[Xenalyte]

The least successful line ever used on me . . .

Back in the '80s, when I was all legs and hair and attitude, I was at Emo's, a popular scuzzy club in Houston. I was sitting on the (unused) outside bar, looking at the goldfish in the pond, and a little scrawny guy came up to me and asked, "Are you a guy?"

Mind you, I'm in full-bozo slut makeup and FMPs, and a little red dress so small my dad used to call it my belt. I said, "Why do you ask?"

Little scrawny guy says, "Well, you're sorta hot, and I was gonna talk to you, but if you're a guy I don't think I will."

So I dropped my (already low) voice into baritone and said, "Looks like this ain't your lucky day."

[Just another Joe]

23 years married, 25 years together.

I'd say you're right. :^))

[new cruelty]

HAH. I remember Emo's (or club Some, depending on the time of day). I don't recall seeing anyone in full-bozo slut makeup, but then again, I don't recall much about that time or place.

[twigs]

And they don't even realize it! :)

[Paddlefish]

OK, what do we need to review here? 80's?, OK nothing you can do about that. Phillipines? I think that's good, tho' I've never been there. My experiences in the Pacific have been very good tho'. DISCO!! Wrong in itself!! WITH YOUR WIFE!!! At a DISCO in the Phillipines WITH YOUR WIFE!!!! I'm sorry, these words don't even belong in the same sentence!!!! My God, what am I going to have to do to get these thoughts out of my head?? Ahhh, Raquel!!! Always clears the mind!!

[Xenalyte]

If I were searching for women, Emo's would not have been my first choice.

How about Fitzgerald's? The Abyss? Urban Art Bar?

Here's a blast from the past for you . . . I met my husband at Cardi's.