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Dolphins Discovered Fleeing Warming Tropical Waters
www.ecoenquirer.com ^ | 6-27-06 | ecoenquirer.com

Posted on 06/27/2006 11:13:57 AM PDT by dynachrome

"this is exactly what we would expect for dolphin behavior... if you had hot water poured on you, you would flee, wouldn't you?"

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KEYWORDS: climatechange; dolphins; environment; flipper; globalwarming; manbearpig; satire
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Manbearpig strikes again.
1 posted on 06/27/2006 11:14:02 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Maybe they're chasing dinner...


2 posted on 06/27/2006 11:15:48 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,427+ snide replies and counting!)
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To: dynachrome
Maybe they witnessed this:


3 posted on 06/27/2006 11:16:39 AM PDT by edpc (What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly - Thomas Paine, American Crisis)
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To: edpc

Is there room at the Superdome?


4 posted on 06/27/2006 11:17:37 AM PDT by BronzePencil (if we outlaw nuclear energy only outlaws will have nuclear energy)
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To: dynachrome

It's hard to take an organization seriously when they refer to a glacier as "pristine" and the tropics as "wasteland".


5 posted on 06/27/2006 11:17:41 AM PDT by randog (What the...?!)
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To: theDentist

I recall standing on the beach in Naples, Florida when Katrina was blowing through - watching a couple of Manatees swimming close to shore looking for Wiggans Pass.

Guess they were trying to keep out of the storm too.

[ mindless post #349 of the day]


6 posted on 06/27/2006 11:18:06 AM PDT by Fighting Irish (Ever find yourself posting messages just to show off your taglines?)
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To: dynachrome

That site is very funny.


7 posted on 06/27/2006 11:18:18 AM PDT by ASH71
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To: HairOfTheDog

So long and thanks for all the fish.


8 posted on 06/27/2006 11:18:28 AM PDT by 2Jedismom (Expect me when you see me!)
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To: dynachrome

""this is exactly what we would expect for dolphin behavior... if you had hot water poured on you, you would flee, wouldn't you?""


TO: Dirty Hippy
FROM: ME
Subject: daily showers

Hi, I just wanted to let you know about this thing I do every morning and sometimes at night called "showering". It involves having hot water dumped on me for around 10 to 15 minutes. It's enjoyable and great for hygene.

Just letting you know.


9 posted on 06/27/2006 11:18:48 AM PDT by james500
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To: dynachrome

They've just heard that water vapor is a pollutant, and they're swimming in (gasp) concentrated water vapor!


10 posted on 06/27/2006 11:19:02 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (What is our exit strategy in the war on poverty?)
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To: dynachrome

lol! Put this on DU and they'll go into a frenzy


11 posted on 06/27/2006 11:19:23 AM PDT by gusopol3
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To: randog

Um i would have to say it is a joke site and not a real one. Just read some of the headlines


12 posted on 06/27/2006 11:19:31 AM PDT by ASH71
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To: dynachrome

When they fled did they say, "Goodbye and thanks for all the fish".


13 posted on 06/27/2006 11:19:51 AM PDT by Busywhiskers (Hoist the black flag.)
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To: dynachrome; HairOfTheDog; ecurbh; 2Jedismom; g'nad; RMDupree; JenB; RosieCotton; Ramius

So long and thanks for all the fish.


14 posted on 06/27/2006 11:20:02 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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Open and polite request to the forum. If you feel that you must excerpt, how about giving us a complete sentence if you can't be bothered with more?


15 posted on 06/27/2006 11:20:08 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: dynachrome

they have some pretty funny articles on that site...I believe it's all satire (if you haven't figured that out already)


16 posted on 06/27/2006 11:20:53 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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To: randog

Read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page. :)


17 posted on 06/27/2006 11:21:02 AM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: dynachrome

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow (around you)
So long so long and thanks for all the fish

The world’s about to be destroyed
There’s no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the world dissolve (around you)

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish

If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one thing
We would all have learnt to sing

Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool

So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish


18 posted on 06/27/2006 11:21:24 AM PDT by dfwgator (Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
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To: dynachrome

Never turn left......Go straight, always turn right and never go backwards.


19 posted on 06/27/2006 11:21:40 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: dynachrome

What "responsible" global warming proponents have claimed is that the higher latitudes is where the warming is to be expected. The tropics shouldn't warm up much from where they already are.


20 posted on 06/27/2006 11:22:09 AM PDT by Stirner
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