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Fishing Humor ( Vanity )
3-10-06

Posted on 03/10/2006 10:32:56 AM PST by george76

A little fishing humor on how to fish.

http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/bill_dance.wmv


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fishing; humor; ornot

1 posted on 03/10/2006 10:32:58 AM PST by george76
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To: george76

I may not have done this well.

Sorry in advance. But here is the second try.

http://www.keltonkrew.com/temp/bill_dance.wmv


2 posted on 03/10/2006 10:34:09 AM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

OMG... That was funny.

Thanks, I needed the laugh!

MM


3 posted on 03/10/2006 10:39:02 AM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: george76

Major ping! That's priceless! Thanks!


4 posted on 03/10/2006 10:39:14 AM PST by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: george76
ROFLOL! . . . Bill Dance outtakes. The snake wasn't real so I'm wondering if these were staged. His troller coming loose was the funniest.
5 posted on 03/10/2006 10:40:59 AM PST by w_over_w (The more things change the more they stay the same. ~Bentfeather~)
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To: motormouth

Even the best need a second chance.


6 posted on 03/10/2006 10:41:29 AM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: jigsaw; Grampa Dave

Some nice humor for a friday.


7 posted on 03/10/2006 10:42:46 AM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

I'VE DONE SOME OF THOSE SAME THINGS!........


8 posted on 03/10/2006 10:43:03 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: w_over_w

He broke some fishing rods.

Hopefully they were not good new ones.


9 posted on 03/10/2006 10:44:24 AM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Thanks, but these gotta be staged.


10 posted on 03/10/2006 10:52:57 AM PST by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: george76

I prefer trolling for cats.
Take a weedless lure and cast it out to a stand of weeds, reel it in slowly.
A cat fights better than an eight pound bass.;)


11 posted on 03/10/2006 10:59:00 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (“Don't approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear, or a Fool from any side.”)
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
what pound test do you use for leader on them cats (sounds like something Larry the Cable Guy would do!)

When I was in college, we used to tie an ear of corn on a string and sit in front of the girl's dorm.

I never could figure why I had not dates in those days!!!

12 posted on 03/10/2006 11:05:47 AM PST by llevrok (The answer is often in the question.)
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To: george76; alfa6; w_over_w; bentfeather; Peanut Gallery

ROFLMAO!!

BF: no dragonflies appear to have been harmed. The host is another story.


13 posted on 03/10/2006 11:07:06 AM PST by Professional Engineer (Algebra? It's a piece of pi.)
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To: llevrok

"we used to tie an ear of corn on a string and sit in front of the girl's dorm."

Money works most times.


14 posted on 03/10/2006 11:16:48 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (“Don't approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear, or a Fool from any side.”)
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To: Professional Engineer; bentfeather

I nearly "hurled" last night when she linked me to the "Anax Junius" webpage. |^P


15 posted on 03/10/2006 11:24:01 AM PST by w_over_w (The more things change the more they stay the same. ~Bentfeather~)
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To: w_over_w; Professional Engineer

LOL!! Hey, they were doing what comes naturally. ;)


16 posted on 03/10/2006 11:26:21 AM PST by Soaring Feather (Woman Poets Rock the Babies, Baby Rocks the poet.)
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To: blackie

This video clip is hilarious. It's at the top.


17 posted on 03/10/2006 11:27:27 AM PST by Soaring Feather (Woman Poets Rock the Babies, Baby Rocks the poet.)
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To: uncleshag

Pinger

Fishing video. Hilarious.


18 posted on 03/10/2006 11:29:57 AM PST by Soaring Feather (Woman Poets Rock the Babies, Baby Rocks the poet.)
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To: george76; bentfeather
"Ain't this a fine howdy-do!!"

HAW HEE!!
Thanks folks, sorely needed.

Anyone seen my rib brace??

19 posted on 03/10/2006 11:36:47 AM PST by uncleshag (He who angers you controls you. 3730)
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To: uncleshag

Fishing, ain't cheat with this guy. LOL


20 posted on 03/10/2006 11:38:07 AM PST by Soaring Feather (Woman Poets Rock the Babies, Baby Rocks the poet.)
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To: uncleshag

Get 'er done.


21 posted on 03/10/2006 11:38:20 AM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Hilarious, thanks.


22 posted on 03/10/2006 11:38:26 AM PST by Soaring Feather (Woman Poets Rock the Babies, Baby Rocks the poet.)
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To: Red Badger

It is fun to watch weekend family ramp launching.

The fights between husbands and wives trying to back a trailer into the lake to retrieve the boat can be amazing.

Sometimes, I wish that I had a video camera handy.


23 posted on 03/10/2006 11:43:16 AM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: bentfeather

Bill Dance is a pro, isn't he? >:-}


24 posted on 03/10/2006 11:45:34 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: blackie

May have been in the zythum. LOL


25 posted on 03/10/2006 11:47:26 AM PST by Soaring Feather (Woman Poets Rock the Babies, Baby Rocks the poet.)
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To: bentfeather

This is a good one.

Thanks.


26 posted on 03/10/2006 11:53:50 AM PST by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: bentfeather

6.5% instead 4.0%. :):)


27 posted on 03/10/2006 11:57:42 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: bentfeather

So right! Ain't inexpensive either.

bentfeather, Bill ain't bought the first piece of equipment in years! He gets freebies like I used to get tequila shots!

And those 180 buck sunglasses he sports, tho' nifty, ain't puttin' my kids through school!

Still, though he's as funny as Jerry Clower, for what he does.
Giving him his props, the man's made fishing his job...


28 posted on 03/10/2006 12:00:29 PM PST by uncleshag (He who angers you controls you. 3730)
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To: george76
I've seen this before but it's still funny.

"I gotta kink in muh line--a loop", that cracks me up every time.

29 posted on 03/10/2006 1:19:40 PM PST by MotleyGirl70 (Most cats are democrats - did you ever meet a creature with such an inborn sense of entitlement?)
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To: Red Badger

Me too. I've lost some good spinner baits accidently casting into a low hanging tree or branch.


30 posted on 03/10/2006 1:23:37 PM PST by MotleyGirl70 (Most cats are democrats - did you ever meet a creature with such an inborn sense of entitlement?)
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To: MotleyGirl70

I've lost some good friends accidently casting into a low hanging head or cap............


31 posted on 03/10/2006 1:28:04 PM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: george76

The Tim Taylor of fishing!!!


32 posted on 03/10/2006 2:31:59 PM PST by irishtenor (At 270 pounds, I am twice the bike rider Lance is.)
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To: george76

Boy that sure lured me in! I really liked that...Thanks for posting it!


33 posted on 03/10/2006 4:54:57 PM PST by Majie Purple
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To: TPartyType

Funny Fishing Faupaux's video ping!


34 posted on 03/10/2006 4:56:36 PM PST by Majie Purple
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To: Purple Mountains Maj

really funny, and I'm pretty sure none of it was staged. Reminds me of an earlier clip of Dance running into the trailer hitch on the back of his truck as he was walking around the back, nearly put him on the ground.


35 posted on 03/12/2006 6:53:37 AM PST by Lonewolf251
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To: george76

LOL! Thanks for posting that!


36 posted on 03/12/2006 7:19:54 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: george76
A better way to fish: Fishing video
37 posted on 03/16/2006 9:49:21 AM PST by LibWhacker
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