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UBER-VANITY alert!!! Fantasy Headlines from the Future!!
10/11/2005
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Posted on 10/10/2005 10:26:37 PM PDT by RockinRight
OK, hopeless vanity. Did a thread like this a while back and it didn't last long. Fantasy News Headlines from the future:
TOPICS: AMERICA - The Right Way!!; Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: attentionwhore; chatmeupbaby; chatwardbound; chittychittychatchat; fantasy; funnylikeheartattack; hardeeharhar; humor; iwish; lightenup; lookatmelookatme; lookmommyiposted; stooooooooooooooopid
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President Pence Signs IRS Reformation and Elimination Act of 2014
0OH Governor Ken Blackwell Announces He Will Run for President in 2016
Jesse Jackson Convicted of Assault
Hillary Clinton Wins 3 States in Presidential Race
French Muslims Rename Paris: Historic French City Now Known As Frogistan
German Unemployment Rate Falls to 27%
Experts Predict Housing Bubble Likely To Pop in Second Quarter '22
Senator Robert Byrd Finally Dead at 102
Senator Ted Kennedy Dies in Drunk Driving Accident
Filmmaker Michael Moore Dies: Controversial Filmmaker Chokes on Hot Dog
Bill Clinton Convicted of Rape
Republicans Retain Senate: Increase Majority to 61R, 40D
To: RockinRight
I don't find any of this funny.
To: My Right Foot
Well don't post here then. Nobody's forcing you.
Or perhaps you could add something you do find funny.
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:30:55 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(I am beginning to think conservatism is buried somewhere under New Orleans mud...)
To: RockinRight
Conservative Majority in SCOTUS overturn Kelo, Roe, other liberal monuments.
Michael Newdow finds Christ while serving 10 year prison term
Republican President Arnold Schwarzenneger takes three months off from governing to film Terminator 5.
3/4 of Hollywood pack bags, renounce American citizenship, and move to France.
BirBear's novel stays atop Amazon charts for unprecented 104th week in a row.
Scientists declare donutes, beer, and sausage are the world's most perfect foods.
Schools are officialy abolished! Children learn from FreeRepublic.com.
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:34:21 PM PDT
by
birbear
(Admit it. you clicked on the "I have already previewed" button without actually previewing the post.)
To: RockinRight
To: RockinRight; Admin Moderator
Silly, self-indulgent, masturbatory.
It should be pulled to save you further embarrassment.
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:36:23 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: RockinRight
Senator Ted Kennedy Dies in Drunk Driving Accident Due to High BAL (blood alcohol Level) Firefighters are still unable to put out resulting fire. Some officials predict that it will burn well into next century.
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:37:35 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
(How 'bout those Cowboys!)
To: birbear
John Kerry Elected President of France
San Francisco Breaks off and Falls Into Ocean-CA Now in Play for GOP
Chelsea Clinton Announces She'll Run as Republican For Senate: "I Had A Political Awakening," says the former First Daughter
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:38:04 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(I am beginning to think conservatism is buried somewhere under New Orleans mud...)
To: RockinRight; Petronski
To: Petronski; All
Thanks for all your support, guys!
/sarcasm
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:38:56 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(I am beginning to think conservatism is buried somewhere under New Orleans mud...)
To: My Right Foot
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:40:02 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(I am beginning to think conservatism is buried somewhere under New Orleans mud...)
To: martin_fierro
Generic and obviously-ironic thing happens to leftist, purportedly providing at least one conservative with cheap laugh.
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:40:39 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: txroadkill
Even I don't wish TK death. Wake up and be civil.
If you do indeed wish death, then I distance myself from you.
Good luck.
To: My Right Foot
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:45:02 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(I am beginning to think conservatism is buried somewhere under New Orleans mud...)
To: RockinRight
I knew that :)
President Pence Signs IRS Reformation and Elimination Act of 2014 0OH Governor Ken Blackwell Announces He Will Run for President in 2016 Jesse Jackson Convicted of Assault Hillary Clinton Wins 3 States in Presidential Race French Muslims Rename Paris: Historic French City Now Known As Frogistan German Unemployment Rate Falls to 27% Experts Predict Housing Bubble Likely To Pop in Second Quarter '22 Senator Robert Byrd Finally Dead at 102 Senator Ted Kennedy Dies in Drunk Driving Accident Filmmaker Michael Moore Dies: Controversial Filmmaker Chokes on Hot Dog Bill Clinton Convicted of Rape
To: My Right Foot
Geezz...Loose up...It's a joke
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:50:34 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
(How 'bout those Cowboys!)
To: txroadkill
I prefer WD-41. Sure, WD-40 is great, but WD-41 is, well, one better.
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posted on
10/10/2005 10:53:30 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: Petronski
"Silly, self-indulgent, masturbatory."
You just described the Clinton legacy.
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posted on
10/10/2005 11:07:44 PM PDT
by
kenth
(There were only a few thousand hippies marching, but it smelled like half a million.)
To: RockinRight; All
RIR.... demented yet humorous... To all those taking this way too seriously and busting on RIR... I have a qoute for you....
"Never take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive."
---Eldred Hubbard
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posted on
10/10/2005 11:15:00 PM PDT
by
Americanwolf
(I Served proudly.... how dare you tell me I have no convictions...)
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