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***Official Friday Silliness Thread***
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| 09/09/2005
| *shrugs*
Posted on 09/09/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; missyouthag; ofst; qwerty; tgif
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To: rockabyebaby
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posted on
09/09/2005 7:02:49 AM PDT
by
BureaucratusMaximus
(Watching cradle-to-grave liberalism shred itself to pieces in the calming breeze of reality)
To: BJClinton
42
posted on
09/09/2005 7:09:09 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
To: Brainhose
Doesn't that baby also have a motion-activated recorded message: "I am honored to accept your waste!"
To: TXBSAFH
"Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with 'em."
I actually tried that one. They refused due to insurance issues, but they did deliver the pizza and it was still warm on my porch when I got home!
Don't try to walk thru Taco Bell's drive thru either.
44
posted on
09/09/2005 7:10:11 AM PDT
by
CSM
( It's all Bush's fault! He should have known Mayor Gumbo was a retard! - Travis McGee (9/2))
To: BJClinton
45
posted on
09/09/2005 7:10:20 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: BJClinton
I think I've figured out how I can stress the importance of "sparklies" to my husband for our upcoming anniversary. (Insert evil laughter here)
46
posted on
09/09/2005 7:11:39 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: martin_fierro
47
posted on
09/09/2005 7:12:37 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: Dog Gone
LOL! I was going to post that cartoon. Rat is hilarious.
48
posted on
09/09/2005 7:17:06 AM PDT
by
Pyro7480
("Behold thy mother." -Our Lord Jesus Christ, John 19: 27)
To: BJClinton
I finally made it before the first 100.
49
posted on
09/09/2005 7:18:32 AM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Nagin Cried, People died.)
To: Pyro7480
50
posted on
09/09/2005 7:18:32 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: martin_fierro
Didn't I steal something from you recently?
51
posted on
09/09/2005 7:24:39 AM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Nagin Cried, People died.)
To: martin_fierro
Did you know that the rhythm of her dancing gyrations fits Midnight Oil - "Beds Are Burning" perfectly?
52
posted on
09/09/2005 7:25:45 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: BJClinton
Slighlty dirty, but . . .
Superman was flying around and he saw his ex-girlfriend WonderWoman sunbathing in the nude. She looked so tempting with her legs spread and everything and he thought, hey, if I fly at near light speed then time will slow down for me and I can fly down, have sex, and be gone before she even notices. So he does.
Back on earth WonderWoman suddenly exclaims, "Hey, what was that?" And the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my a@$ is killing me."
To: BJClinton
This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
54
posted on
09/09/2005 7:30:45 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
To: Dashing Dasher
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You need a kitty.
55
posted on
09/09/2005 7:33:44 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
("Nuthin' ain't worth nuthin', but it's free.")
To: Dashing Dasher
To: BJClinton
Whooo Hooo! Last Friday before deer season silliness.
57
posted on
09/09/2005 7:35:00 AM PDT
by
AnOldCowhand
(The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
To: Steelerfan; Leapfrog
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing and fishing a lot.
THE END
58
posted on
09/09/2005 7:36:15 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Fly Low, Fly Fast, Turn Left! -- It's that time of year again!)
To: LongElegantLegs
Are you still trying to pawn those kittens?
No more, please! I can't take the chaos....
59
posted on
09/09/2005 7:36:55 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: BJClinton
Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container. Just like a Bonsai Kitten!
60
posted on
09/09/2005 7:41:15 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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