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You People Can Zot My Ass
The late Mr. Schwinn, knocked off his trike by a bolt of lightning.

Posted on 11/03/2004 3:10:27 PM PST by Paul Schwinn

Exactly why are you retards happy that this Cokehead chimp is back?

Do Conservatives like escalating budget deficits? I guess so.

Do Conservatives like pointless wars initiated by lies? I guess so.

You really must love outsourced jobs and a crappy economy.

You are probably too stupid to realize how the country is now screwed.

To hell with all of you.


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To: Leapfrog

221 posted on 11/03/2004 5:16:07 PM PST by nascartex
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To: Halls
Actually, instead of labeling these twits trolls; perhaps we should use a more appropriate descriptor like, I don't know.....maybe.....gerbils?d
222 posted on 11/03/2004 5:16:32 PM PST by N. Theknow ("We will take your money and use it for the common good.")
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To: sitetest
We know you guys are depressed, but...

...suicide by zot??

OMG! A Kamikazot!

223 posted on 11/03/2004 5:19:37 PM PST by N. Theknow ("We will take your money and use it for the common good.")
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To: Paul Schwinn
Hey, 'Paulie'!!

How's it feel to lose an election by a landslide?!?!?! Can you say:

MANDATE!!!!!


Come on, I know you can do it... Considering how the lamestream media has been pratically endorsing sKerry for the past year, it's amazing that President Bush ONLY won the popular vote by nine million. If the media had simply done their job - you know, report the news - then the landslide would have been massive.

Oh, and by the way 'Paulie,' as for you and all of your Dim/Socialist friends having the FREEDOM to express yourself so 'eloquently' to us here, all I can say is "You're welcome."
224 posted on 11/03/2004 5:20:04 PM PST by Skywarner (Enjoying freedom? Thank a Veteran!)
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To: Paul Schwinn
Whoa, a cokehead chimp? Are you talking about the new Senator in Illinois?
225 posted on 11/03/2004 5:22:04 PM PST by MizRiz9
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To: Paul Schwinn

Paul,

1. put your right hand out in front of you, palm down
2. make a 90 degree angle with your thumb and forefinger
3. curl remaining fingers into your palm
4. raise to your forhead

There, I knew you could....

you pathetic loser


226 posted on 11/03/2004 5:24:18 PM PST by Cyclone59
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To: Paul Schwinn

Paul, you lost because your party and your candidate are losers. This so called dumb chimp kicked some liberal ass. Go back to that rock you crawled out of.


227 posted on 11/03/2004 5:28:50 PM PST by grb
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To: Paul Schwinn
The highly educated speaks again. Thanks for showing your intelligence, once again. You communicate so well.
228 posted on 11/03/2004 5:38:16 PM PST by texasreb
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To: Leapfrog; Paul Schwinn; Happy2BMe
ROFL!!!

230 posted on 11/03/2004 5:42:26 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Paul Schwinn
Thank you Paul Schwinn for giving FReepers a great target for some of the best zots I have seen in a while! I needed those laughs...man, that felt good!

Oh, and by the way, your goose is cooked...Ohio style.

231 posted on 11/03/2004 5:42:39 PM PST by NewLand (Pajama Patriot on patrol at Free Republic since the 20th Century!)
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To: Paul Schwinn

Who twisted your knickers??


232 posted on 11/03/2004 5:43:07 PM PST by Soaring Feather (~Poetry is my forte.~)
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To: Paul Schwinn

234 posted on 11/03/2004 5:44:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I heff good news and bad news. Good news is I saw Allah. Bad news is he was wearing a yarmulke.")
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To: Eaker; humblegunner
You stallion...1900 posts !!! I used my super secret double agent login and tried to find your post so I could respond...no joy...

All they do is screw around, drink and play with guns.

Ha !

235 posted on 11/03/2004 5:47:49 PM PST by in the Arena (James Wayne Herrick, Jr. Captain/US Air Force - MIA - Laos - 27 October 1969)
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To: Paul Schwinn

Well,well,well, another MENSA candidate. So tell me "Paul", who do you build rockets for?


236 posted on 11/03/2004 5:51:26 PM PST by dsk1127
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To: SandyInSeattle
ZOT for dinner!!
237 posted on 11/03/2004 5:52:04 PM PST by UltraKonservativen (( YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID ))
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To: Paul Schwinn
Oh, quit whimpering you little cry-baby.
If you can't take it, leave the country for a better place.

Please!!!

238 posted on 11/03/2004 5:54:35 PM PST by RightWinger
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To: Eaker; humblegunner; Squantos

OMG !!

I just blew a taquito through my left nostril. Don't concern yourself... I have proven time and again that beer will wash out of a keyboard.


239 posted on 11/03/2004 6:00:17 PM PST by glock rocks ( W 1)
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To: wolf24

It's really fun to scare these guys.
Talk about the draft.
Tell them Ashcroft is watching them.
Play on their conspiracy theories, to your advantage :)


240 posted on 11/03/2004 6:04:44 PM PST by Stellar Dendrite (Halliburton razed the rainforests in a fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan -John Kerry '04 /Sarcasm)
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