“campaign ad for assisted living” he should get 10 million more votes easy in Nov 2024.
Posted on 02/25/2024 10:24:16 AM PST by John Semmens
Biden Campaign Co-Chair Mitch Landrieu went on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" to tout President Biden's reelection chances, saying "Joe Biden has had the best first three years of a presidency that we've seen in a long, long time. Our campaign fundraising has beaten all records. So, we feel like we're doing really well."
He blamed the President's low approval ratings on the media. "The relentless flow of negative reporting ranging from the Hur report, the nit-picking coverage of the immigration surge, and international tensions has given many voters the wrong impression," Landrieu said. "I mean, why would so many immigrants want to come here if things are as bad as Republicans say it is. I think the record number of border crossings shows that things in this country are looking up."
"I also expect the President to 'knock it out of the park' when he gives his State of the Union address on March 7th," Landrieu predicted. "Viewers will see that he's not the doddering and demented weakling that his enemies think he is. Just the other day he said the secret of his successful marriage is great sex. What other 80-year-old can say the same? It's his opponent that has to pay $83 million in damages for sexually assaulting Ms. Carroll. The President's clean slate in this regard will prove especially advantageous with the female vote."
"And let's not forget Trump's extensive legal problems," Landrieu added. "He's just been fined $450 million dollars in New York. This is more money he won't be able to use on his campaign. He's also facing four additional trials--in New York, Georgia, Florida, and DC. In addition to costing him millions more in legal fees it will also limit his time on the campaign trail. All of these prosecutions will be funded with public money. The damage done to Trump's chances won't cost the Democratic Party a dime. The President has boldly leveraged his power to win a second term more than any previous president. His ingenious strategy debunks claims that he is mentally unfit for the job."
In related news, Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY) tried to reassure her state's business owners that "our prosecution of Trump was a special case. Trump is an extraordinary threat to our democracy. The extraordinary methods we have taken against him won't apply to businesses that demonstrate their loyalty to democracy by donating to the Democratic Party's continuing efforts to suppress the MAGA menace."
If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,525034.0.html
“Donald Trump does pose a nexnelsrent..it’s not hypothetical.”
Joe Biden
After what he said about Dr. Jill a day or two ago, I think he meant re-erection.
Mark it. THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN so prepare yourself mentally, FREEPERS. The FIB won't give a SH*T and NEITHER WILL THE COURTS or the MEDIA. A repeat of the 2020 election. I wonder why Trump is even bothering to run.
Oh I'm "so negative" blah blah blah.. I'm just a REALIST who calls it as I see it, and this is what we are all witnessing right now with this border INVASION.
Voter fraud that betrayed our republic was not addressed nor remedied. Either Biden or another communist will keep the office and it will be leftist business as usual. Four years of hand wringing and nothing will change. And I’m an optimist.
I bet morning the morning retard show ate it all up and never mentioned open borders 7 million illegals
I’ve been seeing these “semi-satire” posts for awhile now, and the term seems non-descriptive of the content. All good full-fledged satire have elements of truth. It’s either satire or it ain’t. The Bee shows it all the time.
I mean, satire is like pregnancy, you either are or you arn’t.
“The damage done to Trump’s chances won’t cost the Democratic Party a dime. The President has boldly leveraged his power to win a second term more than any previous president. His ingenious strategy debunks claims that he is mentally unfit for the job”
In his own words Mitch essentially admits that Biden used the DoJ to go after his enemy Donald Trump.
Poll numbers? Irrelevant.
10,000 mules stuffing fake ballots into drop boxes at 3 am.
90 million votes! A mandate!
Goodbye, America...
Pardon my pessimism. I’m just fed up. I will continue to pray however. God help us!
I agree. Hard to defeat an incumbent with a booming stock market.
Fyi
Joe the BS Whisperer
Watch this minute clip I found from C-SPAN DECADES ago about a crime bill... he’s doing the same creepy whisper. Not to mention lying through his teeth as usual...talking about how tough he and
Gimmecrats are on crime.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4219893/posts
“MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to tout President Biden’s reelection chances, saying “Joe Biden has had the best first three years of a presidency that we’ve seen in a long, long time.”
People that kowtow to Moron Joe are also morons.
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